might be, but it was also unmistakable. âWhat?â
âPick up the phone,â the voice coming through the telephone squawked. âI want to be sure youâre getting all this.â
âCanât. Too tired.â
âItâs six oâclock at night, for Godâs sake. Pick up the phone!â
She muttered something foul and obeyed the caller. âWhoever the hell this is, youâd better be on fire.â
âItâs Moira, and I practically amâ¦the high today was eighty-two. In May!â
âMoira.â
âYou should see what the humidity did to my hair.â
âMoira.â
âI look like a blond cotton swab.â
âMoira! This is fascinating, but you sure as shit better not be calling me to babble about your for-Christâs-sake hair. What do you want?â
âItâs not what I want,â Moira went on in her irritatingly cheerful voice. âItâs Michael. The big boss wants to see you on the Cape, pronto.â
Finally, the silly bitch had Janeâs attention. Her eyes opened wide, and she sat straight up in bed. âMichael Wyndham? Wants to see me? How come?â And on the heels of that, a panicked thought: Whatâd I do? And resentment: Come, girl, good dog, hereâs a treat for the good doggie.
âMine is not to reason why, girlyâ¦and neither is yours. I suggest you get your ass out here yesterday.â
Jane groaned. âAw, fuck a duck!â
âIâll pass.â
âIâve got a date. Today.â She squinted at her watch. âTonight, I mean.â
âYou do ?â Moira soundedârightfully soâcompletely astonished. She modified her tone, too late. âI mean, of course you do. Sure. Itâs only natural, aâ¦a lively andâ¦erâ¦opinionated young lady like yourself. With a date on a Saturday night. Yep.â
âCut the shit. Youâre embarrassing both of us.â Young lady. Right. Moira was at least ten years younger, half Janeâs size (and weight), and twice the brains. Calling Moira a silly bitch was only half right. âFuck! I donât need this now. You donât have any idea what itâs about?â
âUmâ¦â
âCome on, Moira, you and the boss are practically litter-mates. Spill.â
âLetâs just say that in his newfound happiness with mate and cub, our fearless leader thinks itâs high time you settled downââ
âNo, no, no! â
ââand heâs met just the right fella for you,â she continued brightly. âHeâs sure youâll hit it off.â
âDoesnât the head of the pack have anything better to do than fix me up on yet another stupid blind date?â She could hear plastic cracking and forced her fingers to loosen around the receiver.
âApparently not. Now tell the truth; the last one wasnât so bad.â
âHe cried like a third-grade girl when I beat him to the kill.â
âWell, you did hog all the rabbits yourself. Tsk, tsk. â
âFigures,â Jane grumbled, swinging her legs over and resting her feet on the floor. âThe first halfway decent guy I meet in forever, and the boss wants me to blow him off to meet some new dildo.â
âSorry,â Moira said, sounding anything but. âIâll leave the dildo part out when I tell Michael youâre on the way. And now, having imparted my message, Iâd say something like âhave a nice day,â except I know youââ
âHate that shit. Bye.â She hung up and resisted the urge to throw the phone against the wall. Fuck. Fuck fuck!
Sheâd been so excited about dinner with Dick, sheâd had a hard time getting to sleep. Sheâd finally dozed off near dawnâ¦and slept the entire day away. Now she had to beat feet for the Cape of all placesâ¦fuck!
She did throw the phone. But it didnât make her feel any better,