cat,â Great-Aunt Mellifluous continued, âmaybe even the best cat youâve ever known, but he could be the greatest cat who ever lived and youâd still be far more important to your family than he is. Trust me, dear, you donât want to be wandering around this place while the People Taker is loose.â
âGustav already rescued me from him once tonight,â Fernie admitted.
A shadow man in some kind of red military uniform who was eating an entire shadow roast pig on the other side of the table, and getting the shadow gravy all over its long white shadow mustache, put down the entire roast hog it held in its hands and snapped, âThen you should know that heâs dark and cruel and dangerous and has no problem with
taking
a little girl down to the Dark Country and handing her over to Lord Obsidian to live forever as his cannon fodder.â
Fernie had to agree that this wasnât something she was at all likely to enjoy. She was about to ask the most pressing of all the questions sheâd been carrying aroundâwho this Lord Obsidian wasâwhen she noticed something that took her breath away, in its own way as amazing as anything else sheâd seen so far.
Two high-backed wooden chairs had appeared on either side of Great-Aunt Mellifluous. The table itself had stretched to make room for them, teeming plates of shadow foods popping up at the new place settings. A pair of very recognizable shadows, one a young boy and one a young girl, had leaped out of nowhere to claim those seats and were even now devouring their meal with great abandon.
The shadow boy, who looked just like Gustav, was having food Fernie didnât recognize at all.
The shadow girl seemed to be having pizza. Its shadow legs didnât end where they touched the floor, but instead stretched farther, a pair of straight gray lines reaching past the back of the chair and several feet across the carpet to where they became a pair of shadow feet in shadow Frankensteinâs monsterâhead slippers, touching the real Frankensteinâs monsterâhead slippers on the real Fernieâs feet.
Fernie would have jumped away when she realized just whose shadow this was, but it turned out that she couldnât move her legs.
CHAPTER NINE
FERNIE SAYS, âYOUR HOUSE IS REALLY STUPID.â
Up to this point, Fernie hadnât paid much attention to her own shadow or Gustavâs. Somehow, with all the other shadows running around, she hadnât seen the point. She didnât know whether they had been following along all this time or taking breaks to run their own private errands.
Happily munching away at her shadow pizza, Fernieâs shadow looked just like Fernie herself would have looked eating pizza, except that both the pizza and the girl were gray and smoky things that could be seen through. In fact, it looked familiar for reasons other than its resemblance to Fernie. For the first time, Fernie realized that it was the very same girl, or shadow girl, who had defended her from the Beast in the houseâs library.
Great-Aunt Mellifluous followed Fernieâs stare to her shadow self, who was at that moment accidentally letting some hot shadow tomato sauce spill onto her shadow pajamas. âOh, dear,â Great-Aunt Mellifluous said. âThatâs going to leave a spot.â
Gustav, whose own shadow was still munching away at a meal that didnât look like anything Fernie had ever seen, told Fernie, âLook at it eat. You must have been hungry.â
Fernie had been, and now that she stopped to think about it for a second, she remembered that it was pizza sheâd been craving. âBut the shadowâs eating! Iâm not!â
âYour shadowâs eating
for
you,â Gustav explained, âbecause you canât eat shadow food with a real mouth.â
Fernie couldnât taste the pizza the shadow version of herself was eating, but she did feel her stomach