suggested Gershwin, as his eyes followed a group of Spanish girls across the road. âLike you say, she is only twenty-two.â
âNo, itâs more than that,â I said. âItâs me. When I was standing there at the airport my whole life flashed before my eyes. I could see myself finding an apartment somewhere in Australia. I could see me filling it with a few menâs style-magazine bachelor-pad staples â the wide-screen TV, the chrome CD racks and the black leather couch. I could see me playing squash on Monday nights, five-a-side football on Wednesday nights, going for the occasional drink and a meal out with whoever would come with me on the nights that remain, and I could see that would be the sum total of the rest of my life.â
âNo women?â
âMaybe the odd one or two . . . but they wouldnât last.â
Gershwin laughed. He always found my gloomy side amusing. âWhy not?â
âBecause ever since I first started going out with girls, way back when, Iâve been convinced that my life isnât complete without one. The minute I work out lifeâs actually okay without a full-time one around the house, itâs all over! Iâd give up. Iâd fill my life with any old crap rather than compromise. And you know as well as I do that relationships are all about compromise. I think Elaine was my last chance.â
âAs mad as it seems you might have a point there,â said Gershwin. âSometimes I feel really good that me and Zoë got serious when we were still so young. Weâve grown up with each other. Weâve learned from each other. But . . . well, I dunno. Sometimes I thinkââ
âWhat?â
âThat we mightâve missed out on something. I donât regret having Charlotte. Not at all. But sometimes I think, well, Iâve thought . . . what if?â
âI shouldnât do that,â I replied. âDonât even think about going down that road. See me?â I pointed to myself with my plastic coffee stirrer. âIâm your âwhat if?â. Youâd be me, sitting here having exactly the same sort of conversation about women that we had twelve years ago. Itâs getting tedious now weâre turning thirty.â Gershwin looked thoughtful but didnât say anything. âTurning thirty is one of those things that will never happen,â I continued. âYou know, like when youâre a kid and you try to work out which year in the future will be the one that youâll turn thirty in, and then you work it out and you think it might as well be a billion years away because itâs so far in the future. And now suddenly, the futureâs right here.â
âThe worldâs full of thirty-year-olds,â said Gershwin. The dark cloud of deep thought that had enveloped him had disappeared. âItâs not like in Loganâs Run , where theyâre banished to some netherworld the moment they hit the three-oh.â
âI suppose,â I admitted. âIâm sure weâve both got mates that have already been there and theyâve all lived to tell the tale. So it canât be that bad, can it?â
âI dunno,â said Gershwin, clearly trying to wind me up. âI think it all depends on where you are in life. Some people Iâve known who turned thirty took it well and had a laugh. Some pretended to take it well then went a bit strange weeks later. Some panicked right up until their birthdays then realised nothing had changed, and then thereâs the small but not insignificant number who went on that whole where-is-my-life-going? trip and never came back again. Which sort are you, then, Matt?â
âMe?â I said innocently, âI dunno. What about yourself?â
âI dunno,â said Gershwin, âbut I suppose weâll both find out soon
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