do you get all those things I said in one machine?â
âThatâs not how itâs built!â
âIâm sorry. I got no time to look, then.â
And she kissed his cheek and went from the room and he lay smelling the wind that blew from the hidden machine below, rich with the odor of those roasted chestnuts that sold in the autumn streets of a Paris he had never known....
A cat moved unseen among the hypnotized dogs and boys to purr against the garage door, in the sound of snow-waves crumbling down a faraway and rhythmically breathing shore.
Tomorrow, thought Leo Auffmann, weâll try the machine, all of us, together.
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L ate that night he awoke and knew something had wakened him. Far away in another room he heard someone crying.
âSaul?â he whispered, getting out of bed.
In his room Saul wept, his head buried in his pillow. âNo ⦠no â¦â he sobbed. âOver ⦠over....â
âSaul, you had a nightmare? Tell me about it, son.â
But the boy only wept.
And sitting there on the boyâs bed, Leo Auffmann suddenly thought to look out the window. Below, the garage doors stood open.
He felt the hairs rise along the back of his neck.
When Saul slept again, uneasily, whimpering, his father went downstairs and out to the garage where, not breathing, he put his hand out.
In the cool night the Happiness Machineâs metal was too hot to touch.
So, he thought, Saul was here tonight.
Why? Was Saul unhappy, in need of the machine? No, happy, but wanting to hold onto happiness always. Could you blame a boy wise enough to know his position who tried to keep it that way? No! And yet â¦
Above, quite suddenly, something white was exhaled from Saulâs window. Leo Auffmannâs heart thundered. Then he realized the window curtain had blown out into the open night. But it had seemed as intimate and shimmering a thing as a boyâs soul escaping his room. And Leo Auffmann had flung up his hands as if to thwart it, push it back into the sleeping house.
Cold, shivering, he moved back into the house and up to Saulâs room where he seized the blowing curtain in and locked the window tight so the pale thing could not escape again. Then he sat on the bed and put his hand on Saulâs back.
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âA Tale of Two Cities? Mine. The Old Curiosity Shop? Ha, thatâs Leo Auffmannâs all right! Great Expectations? That used to be mine. But let Great Expectations be his, now!â
âWhatâs this?â asked Leo Auffmann, entering.
âThis,â said his wife, âis sorting out the community property! When a father scares his son at night itâs time to chop everything in half! Out of the way, Mr. Bleak House, Old Curiosity Shop. In all these books, no mad scientist lives like Leo Auffmann, none!â
âYouâre leaving, and you havenât even tried the machine!â he protested. âTry it once, youâll unpack, youâll stay!â
â Tom Swift and His Electric Annihilator âwhose is that?â she asked. âMust I guess? â
Snorting, she gave Tom Swift to Leo Auffmann.
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V ery late in the day all the books, dishes, clothes, linens had been stacked one here, one there, four here, four there, ten here, ten there. Lena Auffmann, dizzy with counting, had to sit down. âAll right,â she gasped. âBefore I go, Leo, prove you donât give nightmares to innocent sons!â
Silently Leo Auffmann led his wife into the twilight. She stood before the eight-foot-tall, orange-colored box.
âThatâs happiness? â she said. âWhich button do I press to be overjoyed, grateful, contented, and much-obliged?â
The children had gathered now.
âMama,â said Saul, âdonât!â
âI got to know what Iâm yelling about, Saul.â She got in the machine, sat down, and looked out at her husband, shaking her head. âItâs not me