faraway to our backyard where they donât belong, where they just tell you, âNo, youâll never travel, Lena Auffmann, Paris youâll never see! Rome youâll never visit.â But I always knew that, so why tell me? Better to forget and make do, Leo, make do, eh?â
Leo Auffmann leaned against the machine for support. He snatched his burned hand away, surprised.
âSo now what, Lena?â he said.
âItâs not for me to say. I know only so long as this thing is here Iâll want to come out, or Saul will want to come out like he did last night, and against our judgment sit in it and look at all those places so far away and every time we will cry and be no fit family for you.â
âI donât understand,â he said, âhow I could be so wrong. Just let me check to see what you say is true.â He sat down inside the machine. âYou wonât go away?â
His wife nodded. âWeâll wait, Leo.â
He shut the door. In the warm darkness he hesitated, pressed the button, and was just relaxing back in color and music, when he heard someone screaming.
âFire, Papa! The machineâs on fire!â
Someone hammered the door. He leaped up, bumped his head, and fell as the door gave way and the boys dragged him out. Behind him he heard a muffled explosion. The entire family was running now. Leo Auffmann turned and gasped, âSaul, call the fire department!â
Lena Auffmann caught Saul as he ran. âSaul,â she said. âWait.â
There was a gush of flame, another muffled explosion. When the machine was burning very well indeed, Lena Auffmann nodded.
âAll right, Saul,â she said. âRun call the fire department.â
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E verybody who was anybody came to the fire. There was Grandpa Spaulding and Douglas and Tom and most of the boarders and some of the old men from across the ravine and all the children from six blocks around. And Leo Auffmannâs children stood out front, proud of how fine the flames looked jumping from the garage roof.
Grandfather Spaulding studied the smoke ball in the sky and said, quietly, âLeo, was that it? Your Happiness Machine?â
âSome year,â said Leo Auffmann, âIâll figure it and tell you.â
Lena Auffmann, standing in the dark now, watched as the firemen ran in and out of the yard; the garage, roaring, settled upon itself.
âLeo,â she said, âit wonât take a year to figure. Look around. Think. Keep quiet a little bit. Then come tell me. Iâll be in the house, putting books back on shelves, and clothes back in closets, fixing supper, supperâs late, look how dark. Come, children, help Mama.â
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W hen the firemen and the neighbors were gone, Leo Auffmann was left with grandfather spaulding and Douglas and Tom, brooding over the smoldering ruin. He stirred his foot in the wet ashes and slowly said what he had to say.
âThe first thing you learn in life is youâre a fool. The last thing you learn in life is youâre the same fool. In one hour, Iâve done a lot of thinking. I thought, Leo Auffmann is blind! ⦠You want to see the real Happiness Machine? The one they patented a couple thousand years ago, it still runs, not good all the time, no! but it runs. Itâs been here all along.â
âBut the fireââ said Douglas.
âSure, the fire, the garage! But like Lena said, it donât take a year to figure; what burned in the garage donât count!â
They followed him up the front-porch steps.
âHere,â whispered Leo Auffmann, âthe front window. Quiet, and youâll see it.â
Hesitantly, Grandfather, Douglas, and Tom peered through the large windowpane.
And there, in small warm pools of lamplight, you could see what Leo Auffmann wanted you to see. There sat Saul and Marshall, playing chess at the coffee table. In the dining room Rebecca was laying out the