donât gain any weight. She explained that people tend to photograph heavier than they really are and she looked right at Shelby while she said it. Too bad Shelby canât get a slight case of the pukes. Just kidding. Bulimia is nothing to joke about, and Iâm getting a little concerned about Ashley, even though she insists sheâs not trying to throw up, sheâs just got a sensitive stomach.
I wanted to ask Ms. Stuart about my part, and if Iâm the head of the Cannibal Vampire Cheerleaders like I am in real life. But she was yukking it up with the school board members, so I went outside and spotted Mr. Goldman talking to Campbell, who was still in his uniform and dribbling a basketball the whole time Mr. Goldman was talking.
I hurried over to see what was happening, but just as I got there, Mr. Goldman handed Campbell his card and said, âThink about it.â Then he went back inside the gym.
âWhat was that all about?â I queried.
âHe wants me to be in the movie,â Campbell said, shooting a basket, then passing to his teammate, Tim. âHe wants me to play the captain of the basketball team.â
âThatâs fabulous!â I hugged him. âYou heard what they said; only a few of us will get speaking parts.â
âNo, I didnât hear them. I was outside,â Campbell said, shooting another basket.
âYouâre going to do it, arenât you?â
âNo.â
I couldnât believe it! How could Campbell act so impossibly childish just because his stupid game got canceled?
Well, not stupid. You know what I mean.
I said, âFor heavenâs sake, Campbell. Itâs only one game!â
âAs usual, Tiff, youâre missing the point,â he said. âYou canât see the forest for the artificial trees.â
âWhatâs that supposed to mean? Will you please stop dribbling?â
âTiff, get a grip,â he said. âWho are these people? How do you even know theyâre for real? They come in here with this cheesy movieââ
âItâs not cheesy!â I said. âAnd they are for real! The chamber of commerce checked them out!â
He said, âThe chamber of commerce would start a stampede downtown if they thought it would attract publicity.â
âCampbell,â I said, âIâm very disappointed in you. How can you be so selfish?â
He actually laughed at me! Then he said, âT-Rex, itâs just a movie.â
Just a movie ? How could he even use those two words in the same sentence?
ââJust a movieâ?â I said. âWhat about Titanic , or Gone With the Wind ? I suppose those are âjust movies,â too.â
â Scream Bloody Murder is no classic,â he said. âItâs just another dead teenager flick, with plenty of naked bodies.â
I was shocked. How could Campbell be so crude ?
I said, âIt may not seem like a big deal to you, Mr. Iâm-too-good-to-be-a-model, Mr. Seen-and-done-it-all-in-LA. But try looking at things from my point of view. My dream is coming true! And this is only the beginning! Iâm not going to play vampires forever!â
âWhy not?â He passed to Tim. âThey never die.â
âIâm going to do important movies!â I said. âAbout things that really matter! Like life! And death! And dysfunctional families! You canât start at the top , you know; you have to start at the bottom and work your way up!â
âOh, Tiffy,â Campbell sighed. âYou just donât get it.â
To my horror, I suddenly burst into tears. They flooded down my cheeks. It was awful .
âI know what people think of me!â I cried. âThey think Iâm stuck-up and conceited and phony and donât care about anyone! But thatâs not true! I know that millions of people in the world are starving! I could cry my eyes out, but what good would that