flared and his mouth tightened. He had been wearing glasses. Now he took them off and held an earpiece between his teeth while he reached into a drawer and brought out a silver cigarette case and a crystal ashtray, which he put on the desk. When he laid his glasses down, I noticed that the plastic earpiece was indented with tooth marks. Owens opened the silver box, took out a cigarette and lit it with a silver Ronson lighter.
By the time heâd finished doing all that, his composure had returned. He put his glasses back on, blinked his eyes and said, âSorry, I donât smoke much any more, nasty habit. Anyway, as I was saying. I thought Janey and I were set. I was mistaken. We got along nicely for a few weeks. Janey drank too much. She woke up most mornings with terrific hangovers, and she had a wicked temper. Our relationship wasnât one of equals. Except in matters involving money, she was the dominant partner. Given a different age and a different chromosome, Janey would have been another Alexander the Great, Napoleon.â
âBut not another Warren Buffett, I take it?â
âNo. Maybe another Anna Nicole Smith. Jane went through money like it was water.â
Owens stubbed his cigarette out and immediately lit a second. After thinking for a moment he went on, âOur condo deal went sour. Weâd paid too much for it, as it happens, and that didnât help matters between Janey and me. Janeyâs drinking got worse, her morning hangovers became more or less chronic. Even so, I still found her irresistible. What put the kibosh on everything, though, was that I advised her to invest in a company I was involved withâManson Electronics. Fred Manson, the president, was a long-time client and friend. He had a great track record. Cut a long story short, Janey lost money on that deal too. Money she didnât have at the time. You may have heard about it. Manson Electronics went bankrupt in short order. We both lostâIâd poured my own money into it. After a screaming match, Janey moved out of my house and went straight to her lawyer. Sued me to recover her losses.â
Owens touched the bandage around his skull. âJaneyâs total losses were about $100,000. Not a large sum.â
âBarely enough to finance the Afghan war for two or three minutes.â
âI planned to reimburse her. Trouble was, I was caught short. Divorce had set me back a packet and, as I said, Iâd lost money on Manson. I asked Janey to be patient, but she was like a . . . â words temporarily failed him. âShe was a . . . termagant , is that the word for an ill-tempered woman? She went completely crazy, nuts. I spoke to Janeyâs lawyer, explained my position. He was very decent, suggested I make one last try with Janey. Try to patch things up personally. I couldnât reach her. She wouldnât return my phone calls. This is a small town, though. I knew I was bound to run into her eventually, and I did. About two weeks ago, at Pinkyâs. She was drunk, but seemed in a good mood. She even smiled at me. The next thing I knew, I was in hospital with a fractured skull.â
âYou were in a fight?â
âIâm an accountant, for chrissake, not a longshoreman. A fight broke out and this bruiser came at me out of the blue, brained me with a bottle.â
âAnd youâve no idea who he was?â
âNo idea. I wouldnât necessarily call it an attack on me personally. I was just an unlucky bystander. However, I have to assume he was a friend of Janeyâs. Lying in hospital with a non-stop migraine is no fun, but it had one benefit. When I came out, I was cured of Janey Colby.â
âHow long were you in hospital?â
âAbout a week. I had a minor skull fracture. The doc wouldnât let me go till my headaches eased up.â
âWhenâs the last time you visited the Rainbow