and Dad says thatâs our nan and signs something and he gives the billeting lady a wink, which sends her away all fluttery like the pigeons. And clippie-cloppy on her shoes. When her back is turned, Dad makes this little movement, rubbing his hands behind her, as if her backside is hot. Weâre so happy that weâre squealing, me and Bobby; we sound like the pigs when Bobby pulled their tails.
Dad says he knows a shop where you can get five donuts for just five pence, and letâs go and buy themâand eat the lot! Or Sally Lunnâs, he says. You choose, kiddo.
âCan we go down Romford Market and see the eels in their buckets, getting the heads cut off of them?â Bobby asks. Heâs obsessed with eels since Archie Markham got that eel hive. Dad just laughs.
âWeâd better go see your nan. Tell her Iâve been and got you.â He puts his face close to Bobby. âTell her the old scallywagâs out and about again!â
We both know better than to ask. Out from where? For how long? Any case, weâre thinking about buns and eels and Sally Lunnâs. Iâm thinking of the soap in my pocket and Nanâs face when she sees it. And Dad with his sweet-smelling hair, glossy with the cream he slaps on it. The prickly feel of his face with all his stubble, like kissing a hedgehog. And a new toyâhe says heâs got something spanking new that he says weâll love. He promises to show us when we get home.
Whereâs Mum? I want to ask. Is Mum out, too? Which house are we going to? Is the house all bombed away or do we have another one? Why were you away so long? I fight these questions. Squish them down.
Dad loves me best though for my best skill: keeping mum, he says. Keeping my lips sealed. I can do that. Heâs so tall and so swingy, he can âshow outâ as he walks along, with all the ladies looking at him, and he has something new: a limp, and as he limps by, the ladies cock their heads at him like little birds, their hands on their hips and smiling, so, so sweetly, and kindly. Heâs like something royal, like a prince or a soldier as he limps quickly through the station, touching his hat here and there to people. The dogâs bollocks, Mum would say. Or a dream.
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Keeping Mum
C hristmas comes and goes with not much kerfuffle: just an orange for Bobby, which he canât open and tries throwing down the stairs, and a golliwog for me, and a Mr. Jollyboy for Bobby that Dad found in a house after it had been abandoned. The Mr. Jollyboy is the best thing in the world. Thatâs the spanking-new thing Dad was talking about. Itâs all wooden with a black cap of hair (just like Dadâs) and a painted red shirt and black boots and jointed shoulders, knees, and arms; and if you wiggle the stick in its back and put him on a flat surface, he can really dance. Dad does this for us and makes Bobby nearly wet himself laughing.
The Mr. Jollyboy comes in a box with a picture of four laughing children on it, and a kind man with grey hair. The box says, âThe most amusing toy of all times. Keeps everyone in fits of laughter . â I try not to feel cross that Bobby got the most amusing toy of all times and Iâm Dadâs favorite and I got a golliwog.
Weâre back now in the house on Lauriston Road, and we visit Mum in the London hospital, and Dad says sheâs not all her ticket, which means sheâs not right in the head. Sheâs waiting there for something. Some decision to be madeâa court case, or something. I donât understand, but I know she wonât be there for long, thatâs what Dad says, and so of course I imagine that she might come home soon. Whenever I think of this my stomach turns over. I should be glad, I should want her to, but I feel sick and Iâm ashamed of it. I keep picturing her in her hospital bed. Sheâs in a pale blue nightie with forget-me-nots on it, all tied up at the neck, and