scary woom.â
Room. â
Maybe we can even do something fun on Friday night,â I say, hoping to make her feel better. âYou and me, Alf. Like play a board game or something.â
This is a big sacrifice on my part. With Alfie,board games usually end with all the pieces flying through the air when she starts to lose.
âCan we play that candy game, or the one with the ladders?â Alfie asks, already excited.
âSure,â I say, hiding my sigh.
Iâm taking one for the team, yo.
âOkay,â she says, sounding a little happier, at least. âWill you help me clean off this pillow, EllWay? Because someone spilled peanut butter all over it.â
âSomeone did?â I ask, smiling. âSure. Iâll help,â I say. âBut then I gotta go do my homework, Alf.â
Itâs subtraction word problems tonight.
Woo-hoo.
âHomework sounds scary,â Alfie says, her voice turning small. âWill I have to do homework when Iâm in kindergarten?â
âNuh-uh,â
I tell her. âWhy?â I ask. âIs that what youâre worried about?â
âKinda,â Alfie admits. âAnd not knowing what schools my friends are gonna be going to. So I thought we could start practicing at the partyâand be together
now
, at least.â Her brown eyes are wide and shiny again with tears that are about to fall.
âWell, I could help out a little,â I say, hidinganother sighâbecause of course I would rather play
Die, Creature, Die
than teach Alfie how to sharpen pencils and snap the lids on to her markers right. Who wouldnât? âWe could play pretend kindergarten,â I say.
âWeally?â she asks, blinking.
Really. â
Sure,â I tell her. âIf it would make you feel better about changing schools. Only you canât tell anyone, okay?â I add, thinking of the teasing that might happen at Oak Glen Primary School if word got out that I was playing kindergarten with my little sister.
Alfie presses her lips together until they disappear, and she makes an X across them with a peanut-buttery finger. â
I pwomise,
â she manages to say out of the corner of her mouth.
âItâs a deal, then,â I say. âWeâll start on Friday night, while weâre warming that bench.â
âHuh?â
âNever mind,â I say, standing upâbecause I have to get started on those subtraction word problems, donât I?
Theyâre not gonna solve themselves!
20
"BEEF"
âWoo!â I say, slapping Coreyâs palm in a high-five. We thought Wednesday morning recessâand our pre-basketball session with Coachâwould never happen, but now itâs here.
Coreyâs probably a little bit happier about recess than I am, since heâs not the one who was threatened with âpayback, dude,â by Jared the Hulk, or who got made fun of by Stanley for being so short.
But at least itâs recess.
âLine up,â Coach shouts as we pour onto the playground. Coach is nearer one of the baskets today than he was on Monday. He looks bigger than ever. âNow, now!â he says, tossing us balls as we trot to our places. âRemember your stance, and keep those balls moving,â he tells us. âPivot in
both directions
, too, or else youâre just going around in a circle,â headds, making a face. âRemember, youâve got two hands and two feet.
Use
âem.â
âWhen do we get to
play basketball
?â Jared mumble-says, complaining just loud enough for Coach to hear.
âWhen youâre ten,â Coach says. âUntil then, itâs pre-basketball. Pretend youâre the sorcererâs apprentice, buddyâand Iâm the sorcerer. Youâll be ready for the real thing later onâif you keep your eyes and ears open
now.
And
if
you keep practicing.â
Jared catches my eye, and of course he passes his embarrassment