success a beautiful, merciless lady. One woos her at oneâs own risk. A sort of modern La Belle Dame Sans Merci, pursued by all and gained by few. And she has a knack of destroying those she accepts as lovers. They flourish and flower for a year or two and then suddenly itâs all gone to the devil.â
âI thinkâ, I said, âif I were Paul I might point out that failure is another merciless lady. Only sheâs not even beautiful; sheâs an ugly hag. Who wouldnât prefer the beautiful whore?â
âWho indeed? Give me the tart carrying the champagne every day.â Winthrop looked at me. âYouâve faith in Stafford, havenât you?â
âFaith? I donât know. But heâs a tough nut.â
âMaybe itâs not just success I mean as such quick success. What is he going to do with the rest of his life?â
âPaint, I imagine.â
âBut you think weâre wasting our metaphors.â
âI believe so.â
Chapter Six
During my absence a very strange thing had happened to the Lynns. Dr Lynn had been given a knighthood. This occurrence might have shaken a lesser man, but Sir Clement bore the affliction bravely and refused to be put off his stroke.
As Bertie said to me in a letter, the KBE would have been more welcome if it had had a few golden guineas dangling from the ribbon.
In fact, the breadwinner seemed capable of many things but not of earning bread; and in the end, reluctantly brought to face up to the question of his finances, Sir Clement had been persuaded much against his will to make a lecture tour of America. Lady Lynn â save the mark with her horseâs bonnet and ankle socks â refused to accompany him. She had, she said, far too many interests in Reading and district to jettison them at short notice and catch the first boat to New York like a girl of twenty. Let Holly go. Holly had got her expected scholarship for Oxford and her mathematical progress was absurdly rapid. Missing one term wouldnât hurt her. She seemed to enjoy looking after Clem and was just the right age.
So they left England the month before I returned and I didnât see them.
Bertie had left England at about the same time. The story sounded typically eccentric, so I went down to Reading on my first free week-end to discover what it was all about.
I found Lady Lynn there with her sister to keep her company. Lady Lynn greeted me effusively but vaguely, and her sister, tall and ragged as a fir-tree, offered me a limp hand.
âClemâs awayâ, said Lady Lynn. âHeâs in Cleveland, I think. Lecturing on Röntgen rays. As if he knew.â She pulled down the front of her jumper, which was too short and immediately sprang up again. â Hollyâs gone with him to see he changes his collars. Leoââ
âWhatâs this about Bertie?â I said. âGiving up his job andââ
âYes, he wrote to you, Iâm sure. Perhaps itâs gone to Turkey, or Rome, is it? He told us over tea one Sunday. ââIâm giving up this insurance racketââ, he said. Those were his words. Slang phraseology was always one of his weak points.â
âBut West Africaâ, I said, âto work among lepers?â
âPut the kettle on, dear. We can have tea now. Itâs this Toc H, Bill. They called for six volunteers from all over England. Theyâd only funds for six, and Bertie was one of the chosen. Sounds like the New Testament, doesnât it? Heâs looking forward to it frightfully; he says heâll be the only white man in the camp.â
âThereâs no gasâ, said her sister.
âI must have forgotten to wind it up this morning. Weâll light a fire. There should be some sticks somewhere.â
âHow do you feel about it?â I asked.
âWell, Clem said, had he really looked at it all round and did it justify giving up a steady