thereâs no volume on this stupid metal plate!
âFrank?â I plead. âFrank, speak up! I canât hear you !â
Nothing.
Okay, Malone. Think. Thereâs no getting to Flynn. Who else can I talk to? Itâs not like I know a lot of people out here in this huge ocean. Itâs just the Sea Angel and⦠the Coast Guar d ! Iâll call the Coast Guard! They gave us their call number when they were here. One-one-one-one. Eleven-eleven. I just have to get to the radio without anyone seeing or hearing me and give them a jingle. Easy peasy!
I slide out of the bathroom, closing the door softly behind me, and run on cat feet past Zacâs bedroom. Heâs blaring some kind of music with crazy drums. That helps! I pass the tiny kitchen and haul myself up the ladder to the fly bridge where the radio is.
âWhat are you doing up here?â Captain Jack asks as I reach the top. Heâs hunched over a map, which he quickly folds and shoves under a logbook when he sees me. âLexiâs all tanked up and ready to goâsheâs waiting for you on the dive platform. Weâre on a tight schedule here, Marina, and we donât have all day. Now quit dillydallying and get your butt in that water .â
Yikes. My buttâs about to be in water, all right. Hot water.
Chapter 16
When I Take a Dive with Ursula the Sea Witch
âGrab your fins and Iâll help you with your tank,â Lexi says, all kittens and sunshine. Iâm shaking like a skinny, wet dog. I pick up a pair of pink fins and step into one and then the other. I have to take giant, marching-band kick steps so I donât trip over the tips as I cross the deck.
âUh, you know you can wait until you get in the water to put those on.â Lexi laughs. Laughs! Who can laugh at a time like this? âThereâs nothing to be nervous about, honey. Today is going to be a breeze. Youâre ready.â
Nothing to be nervous about, huh? I donât know about you, Lexi, but I donât go around blowing up endangered coral reefs every day!
Skipper is in his usual spot by the stern and heâs as amped up as ever. He sees me and does one of those standup tail scoots, nodding his big head the whole time. At least I have him on my side. I can see Captain Jack watching us from the fly bridge, and Zac is nowhere in sight. Except for Skipper, it really is just me and Lexi. I sit down on the dive platform, my legs and fins dangling in the water, and Lexi hauls a tank up and onto my back. This thing must weigh a hundred pounds! She straps me in and seems to be checking out all of my equipment.
âOkay, youâre all set,â Lexi says. I just nod. âOh! I almost forgot! Youâll need to take the sonar unit this time,â she says, handing me the box . The box with the ticking timer in it. Oh no she didnât!
âThe sonar unit?â I say with a gulp, clutching the otter box with shaking hands.
âYeah, when we get down below the reef, youâre going to find a nice safe spot to tuck it, but very carefully, you know, so you donât hurt the reef,â she tells me, slipping into her own tank and fastening a thousand buckles and hooks. âWeâre going to use it to take some measurementsâCaptain Jack has a receiver up there on the fly bridgeâand then weâll come back and get it in a few days.â
âDoesâ¦my dad know about this?â I ask, stalling for time.
âWell, of course he does, silly,â Lexi says dismissively. âHeâs the boss. But to be honest, he doesnât love the idea of us getting as close to that reef as we need to get to place it, so you probably shouldnât mention it. You know, just so you donât upset him. But heâs totally on board. He knows that weâre all here to do whatâs best for that reef.â She nods her head a lot when she says this last rotten, stinking lie.
âWhat exactly are
[edited by] Bart D. Ehrman