Jaw, by moose.â He elbowed me across the divide. âHear that, cuz? Almost there. Weâve been driving for forty minutes and I still havenât been able to wring the reason weâre going to Moose Jaw out of you.â
I sighed. You need to time-release information to Brian in manageable gobbets. Otherwise his brain explodes. âI did so tell you,â I said. âA-Ma wanted us to pay homage to The Grandfatherâs brother at his grave site â you know, Qingming stuff.â Qingming Festival, a.k.a. Bright Festival, a.k.a. Tomb Sweeping Day, is when you drag the whole family out to the cemetery and perform prayers and ceremonies and rituals in honor of your ancestors so they wonât be pissed off at you andwreck your life. You also tidy up the grave and put fresh flowers out and set off firecrackers to ward off evil spirits. âI guess his grave, being out in Moose Jaw and all, hadnât been swept for a long time and it was â¦Â I donât know â¦Â preying on her conscience. She was, like, stressing out about it. Anyway, it was A-Maâs dying wish and thatâs why weâre here.â I wasnât exactly lying. Iâm sure A-Ma would have wanted us to sweep Qianfuâs tomb â¦Â once we found it.
â
Câmon
. Thereâs got to be more to it than that. And what was The Grandfatherâs brother doing out in Moose Jaw in the first place?â
âPeople donât always stay in the same place,â I said vaguely.
âTurn right in half a mile.â This from Hermione.
Brian turned off the Trans-Canada onto Caribou Street. âSure you donât want some chips? Theyâre righteous.â
âTheyâre disgusting and very bad for you.â I glared at him as disapprovingly as a person who had consumed her body weight in cupcakes the night before could manage. Brian eats constantly. He had been eating when I met him at the arrivals gate in the airport and he was still eating. His backpack bulged with snacks, none of them healthy. So did the gazillion pockets of the khaki photographerâs vest he wore over an orange and peacock blue Hawaiian shirt featuring what looked like exploding palm trees. By rights he should have been the size of an elephant, but his hyperactivitycoupled with his height (he was nearly six feet tall to my five) kept his weight in check.
âIn one quarter mile, turn right onto Main Street,â Hermione crooned.
Brian turned onto Moose Jawâs wide Main Street, four lanes separated by a brick median brimming with flowers and lined, for the most part, with heritage buildings dating from 1900 to the late 1920s â Italianate in style, constructed in stone or brick or faced with limestone. He was impressed. âLook at this architecture. I didnât expect this.â
âWhat did you expect?â
âI donât know â¦Â early grain elevator?â
âYour destination is on the right,â Hermione advised.
And there it was, the hotel Mom had booked for us, the Prairie Rose, an unprepossessing four-story walk-up built in the 1920s, drab and water stained.
âNow, that,â said Brian, â
that
is early grain elevator.â
I felt a tug of anxiety. What had Mom been thinking? It had looked so much better in the online photos. Would the bathroom be clean? What about bugs? Have I mentioned that I am just the teensiest bit germaphobic? I patted my knapsack. Relief at having brought along a travel pack of industrial-strength hand wipes washed over me.
âMore prairie than rose, I think,â said Brian. âWell, itâs not as if weâre going to be spending much time here. Or are we? Just what are we doing in this burg, Randi?â
I was beginning to feel a little shaky: hypoglycemia alert. The car smelled oppressively of potato chip; it was late morning, hot and stuffy, and in penance for last nightâs cupcake orgy, I had skipped