Free Gould by Stephen Dixon Page B

are—” and she said “The doctor does that, and then takes it out if you need a new one or it expels on its own or it’s irritating you,” and he said “But it didn’t expel, did it?” and she said “No, it’s still in there and feels fine,” and he said “But anyway, that you’re so fertile that you got pregnant despite the device. So at least you now know you can conceive, and against one of the most uncompromising obstacles, which has to be of some relief to you, unless it’s happened before,” and she said “It hasn’t, this was a first, and the good you see in it with that relief thing is too premeditatedly positive a notion for me—think right and ye shall be all right, and that sort of baloney—and I’d think for you too. Because you, do you feel any relief in knowing you can help conceive? Nah, you’ve probably got a chorus line of knocked-up women behind you,” and he said “Not that I know of,” and she said “So I’m your first, huh? Well, that’s something; you’ll always remember me. But some women I’ve heard of, and in their twenties, have had just one conception disruption like mine and were never able to conceive again. Doctors couldn’t explain it. It’s as though all their repro organs went down the toilet too, or wherever their predelivery took place—doctors’ offices’ waste containers, in trash bags out the window or in the incinerator. It would be horrible to imagine that this little guy of mine I flushed down was it, the very last of my unilluminated lonely line, since, I think I told you, I’m siblingless and so are my parents on both sides,” and he said “I’m sure it wasn’t,” and she asked why and he said “Just, I’m sure, because you’ll be at your procreative peak for years—why wouldn’t you be? you’re just that age. Meanwhile, if you’re not feeling well, anything I can do for you?” and she said “You won’t like this, I’m positive , but could you come see me? You can even sleep with me if you wish, not to make me pregnant. I’m not about to do one of those predictable bits: immediately after losing it, try to make up for it by getting another. No, it’s simply that I’m feeling extra sad today over losing it—” and he said “You wouldn’t have kept it, would you?” and she said “Probably yes; I’m hypocritically opposed to abortion, in addition to my fears that this was my last huzza. I also don’t have any present company to speak of—not even to speak to—so you’d be welcome,” and he said “You know that wouldn’t be any good,” and she said “You have another steady already?” and he said “If you must know, I haven’t had sex or, to be vulgar, even a handjob with anyone since you, and not because I haven’t wanted to. Just haven’t met anyone or anyone where it went that far.” She said “I could always come to your room if you still haven’t a car and it’d just be one last shot. I’m not exciting you with this chatter? It’s not doing a thing to you?—be honest,” and he said “No; I’ve got an erection, but what’s that? I don’t want to say I also get them when cats jump in my lap or I’m holding a particularly heavy book there for a few minutes. I’m sorry for what happened to you, I wish I could have done better by you, I don’t know what the hell didn’t happen with me in relation to you, but it didn’t and that’s all I can say,” and she said “Okay, I like that honesty, and I thought you’d want to know about baby Gil—they have gills, you know; and about our getting together a final time, I felt I ought to at least give it a whirl. I wish you felt the same for me as I do for you,”