the Dumpster, looking over his shoulder at me. âYouâre lucky anyway, about not having a dad,â he says. âI might have you get rid of mine.â
âI wouldnât get rid of anyoneâs dad,â I tell him.
âI think you have to do whatever I tell you. And just so you know, my dadâs not a good person. Heâs not even a good dad. Every single teacher here sucks up to him. Gaspin wouldâve reported straight to him if heâd found me here. The trouble Oliver and Jake are going to be in is nothing compared to what I wouldâve faced. So, about my first wish.â
Oh no. Somethingâs happening. My toe is itching and burning. What if he makes the wish to get rid of his dad? And what if I canât control myself, and I accidentally grant it?
âI wish,â he starts.
All right, Zack, itâs time to think outside the bottle!
Ooh, the bottleâthatâs it!
âHold up,â I tell Preston Hudson Twendel III. âThose kids left the bottle on the ground, and I need it before I do any wish granting.â
I donât, really. At least I donât think I do. But this twerp doesnât know that, and I have a plan: (1) get out of the Dumpster; (2) grab the bottle; (3) run as far away as possible; (4) get sucked up and get home.
Iâm not sure how to make the getting-home part happen, but Iâll deal with that after Iâve completed the first three parts of the plan.
Trey is out of the Dumpster now, so itâs my turn. One foot over, then another, and now a jump down to the ground. Oomph.
But when I stand up and wipe the dirt off myself, the bottle is nowhere in sight. âWhere is it?â I ask.
âThe bottle? I donât see it. Does this mean I donât get my wishes? That is SO UNFAIR!â
9
W HY M E?
W e have no choice but to head back toward the school buildings in search of the bottle. I take off my remaining shoe, because itâs easier to walk when my feet feel more balanced, and follow Trey as he mutters complaints about getting stuck with meâthe worst genie in the world. I donât know how he knows that. I mean, sure, thereâs room for improvement. But how many other genies has Trey ever met? And better ones, at that? Iâm willing to bet the answer is exactly zero.
Trey is kicking at the ground as he walks, sending sprays of dust and rocks into the air.Every so often I pause to stare at them, trying to get them to hover in the air like a galaxy, the way they did before. But the magic seems to be gone. Above us, the clouds start to thicken and send shadows across the vast lawn and large buildings of Millings Academy. I wonder if a thunderstorm is coming. Thunderstorms often mean lightning. Each year an average of fifty-one people are killed by lightning strikes in the United States. Itâs especially dangerous to be outside in an open field, which we happen to be in right now. âLetâs go faster,â I tell Trey.
âYouâre the genie, and Iâm the master,â he replies. âWeâll go as fast as I want.â
He slows his pace so heâs traveling at the speed limit of your average snail. âFine,â I say. âBut the longer it takes to get there, the longer it takes to get the bottle, and the longer it takesââ
I donât even have to finish my sentence before Trey starts taking giant strides. But then thereâs a rumble of thunder in the distance, andI drop to the ground and flatten myself like a pancake.
âWhat are you doing?â Trey asks.
I cock my head to listen. Where thereâs one roll of thunder, there are usually more. But now the only sound is Treyâs heavy, impatient breathing.
âGet up,â he says, and I do. We finally make it across the field to a building with the words TWENDEL HALL II carved out above an imposing red door.
âArenât you going to open it for me?â Trey asks.
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