centres didnât eat too much, drink too much, smoke too much or regard an hour-long workout as an hour of sheer, undiluted misery. But this had turned out to be a good thing because it gave Connor OâShea the impetus to open the kind of gym he wouldnât find completely unbearable. His dream had been to create a gym crossed with a really great pub, with the emphasis on enjoyment and socialising. In his time heâd visited plenty of fitness clubs that reminded him of laboratories - cool, clinical places full of sleek modern fittings, featuring obsessive fitness freaks pounding away on the machines like . . . well, lab rats. If there was anything to drink, it was a healthy drink. If there was anything to eat, it was bound to include salad. Which was fine for the fitness freaks, but not so fine for the vast majority of people who might - in a burst of enthusiasm - join one of these clubs but would, after the first few weeks, find increasingly feeble reasons not to attend. The drop-outs, which was what Connor had termed them, needed more of an incentive to turn up and to keep turning up, month after month. And, OK, maybe theyâd be socialising more than theyâd be exercising, but even a bit of exercise was better than no exercise at all.
This had been the original idea behind the Lazy B, and it had taken off in a big way. Ten years on, the business was going from strength to strength.
The doorbell rang as Connor was wrestling with the wrapper on a packet of Scotch eggs. Heading for the front door, he wondered if it was his neighbour, popping round to introduce herself and borrow a cup of sugar. Where had that expression come from anyway? Had people years ago really needed to borrow cups of sugar? Wouldnât they be more likely to run out of washing-up liquid or batteries or loo roll? Heâd never run out of sugar in his life.
It wasnât his neighbour.
âDad! Yay, youâre here!â Blond hair flying, Mia threw her arms round Connor, knocking her baseball cap off in the process.
Astounded, he hugged her back. âI donât believe it. Am I on This Is Your Life ? Is Michael Aspel hiding behind a post-box? â
âSorry, itâs just me. Come on then,â Mia said bossily, âinvite me in. Itâs freezing out here.â
Connorâs heart swelled with love for his daughter. âWhat a fantastic surprise. Why didnât you let me know you were coming?â
âDuh, because then it wouldnât have been a fantastic surprise, would it?â Reaching down for her blue Nike cap and kicking the front door shut behind her, Mia beamed at him and wriggled her backpack off her shoulders. âBut I have to say, Iâm glad you werenât out. Iâll have a cup of tea and a fried egg sandwich . . . ooh, and Iâd love a bath afterwards, my feet are killing me.â
âWeâre out of eggs,â said Connor.
âNo you arenât, Iâve brought some.â In the kitchen, Mia unzipped her backpack and pulled out a canary-yellow fleece with Against Factory Farming printed across the front. Unwrapping the fleece, she triumphantly produced an egg box. âPresent from Mum.â
Wryly, Connor accepted the gift. This meant they were the most organic, free-range eggs imaginable, both inside and out. He just knew theyâd be smeared with chicken poo, feathers and bits of straw. As far as Laura was concerned, running them under a tap would have meant washing the goodness off.
âGreat. You fry the eggs, Iâll make the tea.â
Mia, not fooled for a second, said cheerfully, âCoward. Actually, chicken .â
Connor filled the kettle. He leaned against the worktop and watched his daughter briskly scrub the eggs sheâd carried with her all the way from Donegal. It was almost impossible to believe that Mia was sixteen; not so long ago sheâd been a strong-willed, tantrum-prone four-year-old in dusty orange dungarees.