disconnected.
(BRENDAN)
Crisis Averted.
But peace not restored.
Trans after all?
A bow-curved mouth
with lipstick I could taste;
that Sugar Plum Fairy was hot.
I think about brushing thick
blond hair into a bun.
Moving spinning leaping,
body light, spirit free
no extra flesh
between her thighs.
I jiggle my foot.
Do I want to do her?
Or do I want to be her?
Drum my fingers.
Quiet my freaky brain.
Bowling
is safer, kind of.
Get    our    shoes,
step to lane six.
The ball has heft,
itâs substantial,
a heavy thing.
Solid and you
can count
on it to
do what
itâs supposed
to do. No whining
that it would rather be
a football or a hockey puck.
Fingers slick, I hurl it hard, my
s h o u l d e r  s t r e t c h e s  o u t.
This solid, this strong, this unchanging
ball goes wild into the next lane. And it
knocks down the white sentinels at the
end of another alley. The managerâs mad
(like I had the skill to do that on purpose)
and other bowlers are looking at us. The
kind of attention I hate. We finish the rest
of the game under their glares, inspection.
Later, just before sleep, I replay the scene
and know I wasnât knocking down pins. I
was annihilating the Sugar Plum Fairy
who      danced      in      my      head.
Next Day, Shopping with Andy Sucks
but not because of him.
Mallâs stuffy and
Christmas lines are
as long as the plot
of the movie
heâs telling me about.
Still, I listen.
You listen to your friends.
Even if you donât tell them everything.
Christmas shopping means
Where the Wild Things Are ,
book with Max doll for Court.
Astronomy book for Dad.
The ugliest tie I can find
for Claude the Interloper.
A leather journal and a
cool-looking fountain pen for Mom.
          Two presents for her
          since her birthdayâs on the
          twenty-eighth.
That leaves Vanessa.
I want to go home
take a nap
play Diablo.
                    âDude, you should totally
                    get her something sexified!â
Slugging him would
require too much energy.
âYouâre talking about my
girlfriend, asswipe.â
                    âIâm just sayinâ. Look!â
                    He points.
MAKING HOLIDAYS BRIGHT SALE
Neon panties in Victoriaâs Secret window.
                    âCome on, Dude.â
                    Starts walking over.
âIâm not going in there.â
                    âDude, you know
                    sheâd love it.â
âIâm not.â
                    âQuit being a pussy!â
âIâm not, you idiot!â
                    âAfraid panties will bite?â
âWhat if someone sees?â
                    âTheyâll be all over you!
                    The ladies love a dude who buys
                    his girlfriend something romantic.â
What can I say?
âIâm not going to buy
her