savings account.â I was saving it to buy the ultracool Vespa scooter that was supposed to make me popular. âI canât get it before Monday.â
âSo Monday is the day you get to meet Johnny.â
âI cannot wait that long,â Zelda says, pushing her ginger ale bottle out of the way. âI will torture her instead.â
âAll right, all right, all right! Chill out !â Malou hides her hands behind her back to avoid additional torturing. âI trust you, Tadpole. I give you Johnny over the weekend. You give me the money on Monday. Jesus! Someone give this girl a Xanax.â
Malou has a car. It must have been nice looking not so long ago, sporty and all that. Expensive. Red. Now itâs smashed up like some-one chewed it with a mouthful of mud and spat it out in this parking place on a street right behind the Pantheon.
âMy ex-boyfriend gave me this piece of trash. It used to be his wifeâs car. Heâs divorcing her now. They have issues.â
Iâll say.
âHop in the backseat, Tadpole.â
I knew she would say that. Itâs a small coupe with no real backseat.
The inside of the car reminds me of the inside of her apartment. She pushes down magazines, fast-food trash, empty plastic bottles, old dirty clothes, and a couple pairs of shoes to make room for Zelda in the passenger seat.
Surprisingly, the car stinks of cigarettes.
âYouâre smoking now?â
She used to say, âIf smoking is so cool, how come Dadâs doing it?â
âMy ex-boyfriendâs wife did. I could never get rid of the stench.â
Malouâs speeding down the riverbank highway. Sheâs driving us to a bar near the Champs-Ãlysées. According to Malou, Johnny Depp owns the place. Itâs not like heâs going to be there mixing drinks, but she knows a waiter who knows someone who knows everyone.
âI love the black-coat-and-swimsuit fashion statement,â Malou says, glancing at Zelda. âAnd the broken vase on your armâvery fashion forward. Did you know itâs a Starck? Itâs worth gazillions.â
I wish she was able to talk and watch the road at the same time.
âImagine the Queen Beeâs face if she saw Spacegirl in her beloved black coat. Sheâd probably die of a stroke before she could even start yelling at you. Think of it, the old bitch dying. Youâd finally be free, Tadpole.â
âDonât talk about Mom like that.â I hate it when Malou or anyone talks about Mom. I know sheâs a dragon with a taste for blood, but she loves me. At least a few hours per week. Mostly on Sundays.
âHeâs funny, this little guy,â Malou tells Zelda. âSheâs such a bitch to him, but he never bites back. I donât know, Frog, you must be bottling it up.â
I wish 952 euros could also buy her silence.
âDo you have parents, Spacegirl?â
âThey have been destroyed.â
No wonder she comes across as a bit cold.
âI donât mean in your space fantasy life. I mean in real life.â
âHer parents are dead, okay?â I say so Malou will stop asking questions, but thatâs not knowing Malou.
âYeah? How did they die?â
âMy mother was decapitated during the Unholy Wars. My father was disintegrated as he tried to escape the Tower of Tor. He was a violent and undisciplined specimen from the planet Bova.â
Ha. Now I know where she gets that temper from.
âI wish my father was disintegrated, too,â Malou says thought-fully. âJust imagine. Beamed. Zouf. Gone. A heap of ashes with his stupid Armani glasses on top. Wouldnât that be cool, huh? Tadpole? Can you pass me that bag of chips youâre sitting on?â
Malou disappears into the bar, leaving me and Zelda to wait in the car.
âZelda?â I pick up the bag of chips Malou was munching on.
âYes?â She turns to me, and I offer her the chips.