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18:29
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Dottie
Harris has gin and isn't afraid to use (drink)
it.
March 13, 2011 at
19:39
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Dottie
Harris was going to keep the bar shut tonight, however a
glass of red may help her speed e-mail!
March 14, 2011 at
19:52
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Dottie
Harris has caught the family cold but refuses to moan about
it to prove a point.
March 15, 2011 at
20:08
6 people like
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Dottie
Harris really wishes the scales wouldn't say ERROR every
time she stands on them.
March 19, 2011 at
10:48
3 people like
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Dottie
Harris doesn't think she achieved much today.
March 21, 2011 at
19:44
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Dottie
Harris hates that feeling when you find damp pants on a
toddler, but have no idea where the puddle to go with it
is.
March 22, 2011 at
18:05
9 people like
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Dottie
Harris is putting out a warning: She's a wee bit grumpy
today. BUT NOBODY MENTION WEE.
March 23, 2011 at
8:43
4 people like
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Dottie
Harris is pleased that tonight’s holiday packing is
sponsored by gin and chips.
March 23, 2011 at
20:13
4 people like
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Dottie
Harris has just been to the bakery, and wonders if she could
have her self-respect returned, please?
March 24, 2011 at
13:43
7 people like
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Dottie
Harris wants to thank Ryanair for their superb suggestion
that the 2 year old sits about five seats away from each of his
parents "so they can redistribute the weight of the plane".
Practical.
April 2, 2011 at
15:34
5 people like
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Dottie
Harris may be carrying a little holiday weight.
April 2, 2011 at
20:26
4 people like
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Dottie
Harris is still recovering from the poo which landed on her
foot earlier. Slippers are now in the bin, new ones on
order.
April 3, 2011 at
17:03
9 people like
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Dottie
Harris is having something healthy for dinner when she
really wants Yorkshire pudding. Stupid bread and oil obsession on
holiday.
April 3, 2011 at
18:07
1 person likes
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Dottie
Harris is pleased that when she went to the supermarket she
wrapped the bag of frozen peas around the bottle of Rosé, giving it a head start on chilling.
April 4, 2011 at
21:21
7 people like
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Dottie
Harris must remember that she loves her children - even if
she has been awake for an hour and a half.
April 5, 2011 at
5:48
4 people like
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Dottie
Harris thinks it's a poor show that for the second night in
a row the bar is going to open late.
April 5, 2011 at
19:17
1 person likes
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Dottie
Harris has opened the bar a whole hour and 10mins late. Bad
times.
April 5, 2011 at
20:10
2 people like
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Dottie
Harris - Day 4 of the bar being opened late. Bad
times.
April 6, 2011 at
19:18
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Dottie
Harris wonders what excuse she can come up with to justify
that necklace she’s just ordered online. She’s sure it's the cat’s
birthday soon.
April 7, 2011 at
19:09
3 people like
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Dottie
Harris is questioning her decision to have
children.
April 9, 2011 at
5:49
7 people like
this
Dottie
Harris is the next celebrity chef, she just KNOWS
it.
April 10, 2011 at
19:12
4 people like
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Dottie
Harris Pox x 1 + Teething x 1 = super tired Mummy
April 12, 2011 at
5:41
2 people like
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Dottie
Harris - To those of you who know me well, what's your
initial response when you hear I will be doing racing driving
experiences including a fast car, a rally, and reverse steer blind
fold driving? To those who don’t, I can’t even reverse into a
space. EXACTLY.
April 12, 2011 at
10:43
5 people like
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Dottie
Harris can confirm that no amount of make up can make a
puffy, pus-filled eye look good!
April 13, 2011 at
7:25
1 person likes
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Dottie
Harris thinks her legs might be falling off, (Not
over-exaggerating AT ALL).
April 15, 2011 at
20:23
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Dottie
Harris would like to know who it was that dropped the bomb
on her house.
April 17, 2011