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17:37
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    Dottie
Harris is thinking that it's only right to open the bar with
a glass of red since she bought new wine glasses on the way
home.
    April 19, 2011 at
18:51
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    Dottie
Harris wonders if The Chubster will ever be
full?!
    April 20, 2011 at
18:03
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    Dottie
Harris has gin, then Pimms, then wine, then curry, then
chocolate, then wine, then gin, then bed.
    April 21, 2011 at
19:04
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    Dottie
Harris is going to shoot the people who created the Lelli
Kelly shoes advert.
    April 22, 2011 at
6:10
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    Dottie
Harris is wondering how many bottles of Nivea Firming Lotion
it will take to firm her stomach up. She's also wondering if
perhaps her "healthy" appetite is slowing down the
process.
    April 22, 2011 at
19:05
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    Dottie
Harris wants to go back to sleep, however at 05:45 when she
suggested to The Monster they cuddle in his bed his response was
"No Mummy, it’s morning time. It's time to get up!" Oh.
    April 24, 2011 at
6:25
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    Dottie
Harris is wishing her little Chubster a happy half a year
birthday, even if she's probably celebrating it with the pox
x
    April 25, 2011 at
8:44
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    Dottie
Harris has decided that chocolate for dinner is the way
forward.
    April 25, 2011 at
19:40
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    Dottie
Harris - today was sponsored by expensive foundation, Diet
Coke and Tic tacs.
    April 27, 2011 at
19:09
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    Dottie
Harris is super excited about "the" dress!
    April 29, 2011 at
7:04
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    Dottie
Harris has just told a sales call off for bothering her
while she's watching The Royal Wedding.
    April 29, 2011 at
10:53
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Dottie
Harris is fed up of using the phrase “Stop
making your sister hit herself”.
May 1,
2011 at 7:03
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Dottie
Harris is very happy to announce that the
bar opened 4 minutes early. Good times.
May 7,
2011 at 18:59
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Dottie
Harris so hasn't just finished The
Monster’s Peppa Pig Easter egg in a pre-serious training and diet
binge.
May 8,
2011 at 20:22
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Dottie
Harris wonders why The Monster turns all
Oliver Twist when reading Bear
Hunt : ”It's a bbeewwtiful day,
governor!"
May 9,
2011 at 18:53
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Dottie
Harris may have got home from work half an
hour ago but has already had 2 glasses of wine and a G&T.
Average times.
May 12,
2011 at 20:25
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Dottie
Harris has just splurged in Paperchase and
it felt GOOD.
May 13,
2011 at 14:07
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Dottie
Harris has just had the full impact of a
Weetabix sneeze.
May 14,
2011 at 6:44
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Dottie
Harris is not appreciating the 'tude of a
certain 2 year old.
May 14,
2011 at 17:12
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Dottie
Harris thinks the plan for "no wine on a
school night" was a stupid idea.
May 16,
2011 at 19:35
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Dottie
Harris is very impressed - she STILL
hasn't broken into her emergency KitKat Chunky!
May 18,
2011 at 19:03
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    Dottie
Harris is thinking that when she said she wanted to paint
the hall "biscuit" she didn't mean using actual biscuits. Thanks
kids.
    May 19, 2011 at
18:12
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    Dottie
Harris doesn’t want to have another discussion (tantrum)
with The Monster about what T-shirt he is wearing today. THE GREEN
ONE IS DIRTY, OK?
    May 20, 2011 at
7:40
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    Dottie
Harris - Note to self: Public toilets with a child? Don't go
for the one facing the restaurant when the toddler can open the
bloody door.
    May 21, 2011 at
14:02
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    Dottie
Harris is already late for work and has a snotty, blotchy,
tear stained two year old - free to any home.
    May 27, 2011 at
7:21
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    Dottie
Harris is thinking The Monster is right on the verge of
being moved into the shed. She’s tempted to