Free Survival of the Ginnest by Aimee Horton

after more than
two months of searching.
    February 9, 2011 at
11:44
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    Dottie
Harris is wondering when 2 became the new
teenager?!
    February 9, 2011 at
18:05
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    Dottie
Harris has plans to be a domestic goddess today.
Unfortunately they require shifting bottom from the
sofa.
    February 10, 2011 at
8:50
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    Dottie
Harris - One word: Pancakes.
    February 11, 2011 at
8:29
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    Dottie
Harris has opened the bar with a glass of red.
    February 11, 2011 at
20:06
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Harris - This morning is sponsored by tea.
    February 12, 2011 at
8:28
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Harris is eating a Creme Egg and reading Elle while watching
The Monster and Daddy play in soft play hell. Well, not watching
them at all, she’s looking after the baby!
    February 13, 2011 at
12:51
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    Dottie
Harris doesn't really enjoy the feeling of baby sick in the
cup of her hand but at least the bedding is saved.
    February 15, 2011 at
18:26
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    Dottie
Harris is disappointed The Chubster doesn't like baby
porridge.
    February 18, 2011 at
8:13
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Harris is considering hiding from her children in the
loft.
    February 18, 2011 at
17:17
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    Dottie
Harris is meant to be doing some work tonight, however, the
wine is calling. Argh! Decisions, decisions!
    February 20, 2011 at
20:02
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Harris is feeling a little bit soppy after The Monster told
her he was "Berry Appy" today.
    February 20, 2011 at
20:38
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    Dottie
Harris has opened the bar a whole hour late.
    February 22, 2011 at
20:02
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Harris has no children for another hour (thank goodness for
sleepovers at The Outlaws) and is intending to take a shower
without somebody hammering on the door and screaming.
    February 23, 2011 at
8:49
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Harris thinks it's amazing how long you'll put up with being
kicked in the head when it means you can stay in bed.
    February 26, 2011 at
7:31
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Harris - Dear Chubster. Please stop snoring, it's doing my
head in.
    February 28, 2011 at
23:52
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    Dottie
Harris thinks that she won't bother coming home from work
again if she continues to be greeted by tantrums, sick and a late
opening to the bar
    March 2, 2011 at
19:25
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    Dottie
Harris has just had her last Friday being at home with the
kids. Next week, FREEDOM!
    March 4, 2011 at
18:13
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    Dottie
Harris is unsure where her son has learnt to “smack his ass”
when dancing. Slightly worrying.
    March 5, 2011 at
17:06
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Harris knows everything is going to be ok. She has
gin.
    March 7, 2011 at
19:53
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Harris thinks she might as well just stay awake all
night.
    March 7, 2011 at
23:17
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Harris has stuffed crust pizza.
    March 9, 2011 at
19:52
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    Dottie
Harris has her eye on a classy combination of Mini Eggs and
a glass of Merlot.
    March 10, 2011 at
19:02
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    Dottie
Harris has just been told by a two year old to sit down and
eat her sandwich. Happy Birthday to Me.
    March 11, 2011 at
12:10
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    Dottie
Harris thinks that The Chubster could have made the effort
and stayed asleep through her dinner to make up for the “impromptu
bath in Costa's sink due to poo” debacle earlier.
    March 12, 2011 at
17:38
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    Dottie
Harris is thinking thank God it's only 5 more minutes until
she opens the bar! It's been a long, poo- and tantrum-filled
day.
    March 12, 2011 at
18:56
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    Dottie
Harris isn't abusing the Calpol recommendations to try and
enhance sleep. Honest!
    March 12, 2011 at
23:34
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    Dottie
Harris is putting the kids to bed early.
    March 13, 2011