might have to put a brave face on this for the public, but letâs not bullshit each other. Weâre barely staying afloat now â Iâve been begging for more resources since last fall. Take away twenty percent and there are some calls youâll never get answered. Starting today, weâre going to quit having weekly meetings. LeeAnnâs setting up an in-house email site, and the three of us â you and I and Ray â are going to publish any changes to rules and regs, useful sources, late-breaking news, and helpful hints. And everybodyâs got to read it every day.â
âA house organ! My God, isnât that original? What are you going to call it, Uncle Jakeâs journal?â
âGo fuck yourself! This is not a joke, canât you get that through your head? After youâve thought about who gets dumped back down to patrol, you and Ray and I â if thereâs time â will have one last meeting and prioritize.â
âOh, now thereâs something to look forward to, a prioritizing session with Ray Bailey.â He beetled his brows, screwed his mouth down at the corners, and growled, âLaptops and trail bikes can wait, goddammit, but we canât let a stiff lie around till we get to him.â His imitation of Rayâs voice was pretty fair, I thought, but he could not twist his self-satisfied face to within a country mile of the legendary Bailey gloom.
âGo easy on Ray,â I said. âHe caught a real pisser of a case Friday night. I helped him all I could, but heâs been working nonstop both days. Something else is bothering him, too, but I havenât figured out what it is.â
âOh, well, I can clear that up for you.â He glanced into the hall to be sure nobody was coming, leaned across the desk and hissed, âThe poor old dorkâs in love!â
âIn love? Ray Bailey? With . . .â I puckered. âWhom?â
âOh, my gracious, whom ? And from whence, you want that too? Whence is right down the road in Mantorville, and whom is that dowdy little waitress who was keeping house for the long-haul driver. The one you found shot and half-naked in a snowbank a couple of years back. Remember? The body under the overpass, and his eighteen-wheeler in two other places?â
âYou serious? That woman who was so devastated? What was her name? Cathy something. Was it Niemeyer?â
âYes. Doesnât it figure? The saddest woman youâd ever met, you told me.â
âWell, Ray and I were both impressed by how much she cared about the guy. So Rayâs been seeing her all this time and never saidâ?â
âOh, itâs even more Charles Dickens than that, Jake. They havenât been dating at all. Heâs just been driving out to Mantorville once or twice a week to see if she needs anything. Heâs never asked for anything in return. Giving her time to finish her grieving, he said.â
âJeez. Thatâs so . . .â I couldnât think of a word that wouldnât sound embarrassing.
âTouching. I know. Especially coming from Stone-Face Man. Some time in the last couple of months he finally screwed up his courage to ask her out to dinner.â
âHow do you know all this?â
âHeâs friends with a couple of my detectives. He worked a long time in Property Crimes, remember. They sit around with a six-pack on Friday nights and tell stories about matching up rifling marks and heel imprints.â He rolled his eyes up to express despair over squandered Friday nights.
âAnd they actually tell each other about their dates? Like back in Junior High?â Not for the first time, one of Kevinâs stories was making me helplessly hilarious. âJeez, I canât remember the last time anybody told me good stuff like that!â
âYou donât hang out in the right tree houses any more, Jake. Youâve been busy with