do?â
âItâs in the DNA, bro. Wait till you meet Nonna Sofia.â
He flicks a cigarette onto the ground and grinds it under his boot. Thereâs a scattering of butts at his feet so heâs obviously been here for ages. Why is he standing around in the rain? Itâs freezing.
âThought you were going to quit,â I say.
âI did. Just then.â
âSo youâre here because . . .â
âCame to see you, didnât I? What else?â
Itâd be easy just to slip into the banter, keep it light and fluffy. But I frown at the graveyard of cigarette butts and blurt, âYour dad called me.â
He rubs the back of his neck. âYeah?â
âSaid you owed him money.â
He wets his lips with his tongue. âWho hasnât swiped a twenty from their dadâs wallet? Told you the guyâs a prick.â
Exactly. Perfectly sound argument. What the hell were you worried about, Frankie?
He looks over his shoulder at the brick wall, at the purple-skinned girl hidden beneath Jackknifeâs shitty tag.
âSo itâs nothing, right?â I say.
He nods, rubbing his hands on the front of his jeans and flicking his eyes between the wall and me. âDadâs a tight-arse.â
Okay, so this isnât exactly like the last meeting we had in this alley. No giggles, no dumplings, no playful punches. Am I going to have to give him a homicidally themed nickname after all?
âThen I guess youâre here for that free kebab,â I say. âSorry,
two
free kebabs.â
His eyes grow big and he takes a step back. Maybe I oversold the âworst kebab joint in Collingwoodâ line. Clearly the kid thinks heâll get the salmonella special with a side of gastro.
âNah. Itâs cool. I should probably get going, hey.â He looks at Jackknifeâs tag again but doesnât move.
âOh. Okay. Well Iâm drenched. Plus, hanging out here makes us look like weâre up to no good. Thereâs this cop who already thinks Iâm robbing the neighbourhood. I hate to break it to you, Xavier, but our family is no stranger to the wrong side of the law. Our uncleâs in prison for armed robbery. And then thereâs Juliet.â
Xavier mutters something I canât hear. So I lean forward hoping heâll repeat himself but we end up just staring at each other.
He looks down at his high-tops, gnawing on his bottom lip. âSorry, but Iâm ââ
He doesnât get to finish because a black blur lands with a heavy thud just behind him, a guy jumping down from the brick wall.
Because
thatâs
normal.
The first thing I notice about him is his jacket. If Ian Curtis and Lou Reed had a love child who grew up to run a vintage clothing shop on Sydney Road, that jacket would be somewhere in the back of that shop. Itâs textured black velvet. If you brushed your hand along it the wrong way it would send a shiver down your spine.
The second thing I notice â and I really should have seen this first â is the balaclava the guyâs wearing.
Paging DI Marzoli, I have your burglary suspect on line one.
He whips off his balaclava and I get an eyeful of the bluest damn eyes Iâve ever seen. Heâs stupidly hot, if youâre into that indie boy punk look with the unkempt hair and I-live-on-cigarettes-and-coffee physique. But even though he looks rough round the edges, he still seems put together. Heâs taken a lot of time and effort to look this just-rolled-out-of-bed cool. Like his tattered jeans are actually brand-new and his hair, a bramble of black, loose curls, is really a well-manicured, artfully arranged bramble.
In other words, heâs a poser. An art-school dropout, musician-wannabe, Kerouac-reading ponce. Fuck me, itâs Shia LaBeouf.
He stuffs the balaclava into his back pocket, blue eyes calmly assessing everything but me as he swings his oversized duffle bag on to