time Iâd seen that dude, heâd been showing off his tats on a video chat with Christie McSpadden.
âApparently Dickie-boy isnât in Afghanistan anymore,â I said. âI think I better go telephone Angie.â
I excused myself and slipped out onto the front porch. At first I thought Angie wasnât going to answer. After four rings my call switched over to her answerphone, but she picked up mid-message with a breathless, âHello.â Then: âYou got me down in the basement doing laundry,â Angie said after Iâd identified myself. âWhatâs up?â
âThought youâd want to know that Dickie-boy has come to call.â
Silence stretched out for several long seconds before Angie exploded, âShit! Heâs not in Kandahar. No wonder sheâs been so concerned over her appearance lately. I should have picked up on that. What should I do, Hannah?â
âTell you what, Iâll keep an eye on him while you get yourself over here.â I watched through the leaded glass on the door while Richard Whatever-his-name-was signed in on the little computer screen at reception. âYour mother-in-law hasnât shown up yet. But Angie,â I continued, âthe guyâs got flowers.â
âOf course he does. And probably a box of chocolate-covered cherries, too.â
âHow soon can you get over here?â
âIâm on my way.â
âWhat if he plans to take Christie out?â I asked.
âWell, we canât stop her. Calvert Colony isnât a prison camp, and she still has a car and a valid driverâs license, although I wish like hell she wouldnât drive.â
âI just watched the guy sign in. Would an ax murderer do that?â I paused to collect my thoughts. âTell you what,â I volunteered, Nancy Drew to the rescue, âif they leave, Iâll try to follow. We can keep in touch by cell phone, OK?â
Angie agreed and cut the connection.
I rejoined Naddie. We had reached the final verse of âI Got a Crush on You, Sweetie Pieâ when Christie finally appeared, gliding down the grand staircase like Loretta Young. Loretta would have been wearing a designer ball gown and masses of jewels, but Christie looked smart in a surprisingly age-appropriate blue-checked shirtwaist dress and a pair of black-and-white spectator flats. Sheâd even dug a chunky gold chain necklace out of her jewelry box, with a pair of matching earrings.
Clearly, Richardâs visit was no surprise.
He recognized her at once, took several quick steps forward and gave her a chaste kiss on the cheek. The flowers were handed over. I wasnât close enough to hear what the two were saying over the exuberant, off-key singing that was filling the lobby, but their body language was clear enough. Christie pressed her hand against her breast.
For me? How sweet!
Then enveloped him in a hug.
Oh, itâs nothing
. He accepted the hug a bit stiffly, or so it seemed to me.
Christie handed the bouquet to the receptionist â
would you put these in water for me, please?
â took Richardâs arm and dragged him over to a loveseat by the fireplace. Never mind that Edith was already sitting there, reading. With an imperial wave, Christie promptly dispatched the poor woman â afghan, paperback, teacup and all â so that she and Richard could sit down on it.
âIâll be right back,â I whispered to Naddie, and scooted off.
â⦠take a taxi?â Christie was saying to Richard as I crept up casually behind them, feigning fascination with a game of hearts going on at a table in a nearby corner.
âCab? Youâve got to be kidding, Christie. I walked the queue, took one look and said no way. Decided to get a rental car. All the cabbies at BWI are Muslims.â
âSurely not!â she chirped.
âItâs the same in New York. Iâll bet you didnât know that they come