all augurs
well.
True, Fergus Quinn is no easy ride, but Toby
never expected different. He can be clever, obtuse, petulant, foul-mouthed and
dazzlingly considerate in the space of half a day, one minute all over you, the next a
brooder who locks himself up with his despatch boxes behind his heavy mahogany door. He
is a natural bully and, as advertised, makes no secret of his contempt for civil
servants; even those closest to him are not spared his tongue-lashings. But his greatest
scorn is reserved for Whitehall’s sprawling intelligence octopus, which he holds
to be bloated, elitist, self-regarding and in thrall to its own mystique. And this is
all the more unfortunate since part of Team Quinn’s remit requires it to
‘evaluate incoming intelligence materials from all sources and submit
recommendations for exploitation by the appropriate services’.
As to the scandal-at-Defence-that-never-was,
whenever Toby is tempted to edge alongside it, he bumps up against what feels
increasingly like a wall of silence deliberately constructed for his personal benefit:
case closed, mate
…
sorry, old boy, lips
sealed
… And once, if only from a boastful clerk in Finance Section over
a Friday-evening pint in the Sherlock Holmes –
got away with daylight robbery,
didn’t he?
It takes the unlovable Gregory, seated by chance next to Toby
at a tedious Monday focus session of the Staffing and Management Committee, to set his
alarm bells ringing at full blast.
Gregory, a large and ponderous man older
than his years, is Toby’s exact contemporary and supposed rival. But it is a fact
known to all that, whenever the two of them are in line for an appointment, it’s
always Toby who pips Gregory at the post. And so it might have been in the recent race
for Private Secretary to the new Junior Minister, except that this time round the rumour
mill decreed that there was no proper contest. Gregory had served a two-year secondment
to Defence, bringing himinto almost daily contact with Quinn, whereas
Toby was virgin – which is to say, he brought no such murky baggage from the past.
The focus session drags to its inconclusive
end. The room empties. Toby and Gregory remain by tacit agreement at the table. For Toby
the moment provides a welcome opportunity to mend fences; Gregory is less sweetly
disposed.
‘Getting along all right with King
Fergie, are we?’ he enquires.
‘Fine, thanks, Gregory, just fine. A
few wrinkles here and there, only to be expected. How’s life as Resident Clerk
these days? Must be pretty eventful.’
But Gregory is not keen to discuss life as a
Resident Clerk, which he regards as a poor second to Private Secretary to the new
Minister.
‘Well, watch out he doesn’t flog
the office furniture out the back door is all I can say,’ he advises with a
humourless smirk.
‘Why? Is that his thing? Flogging
furniture? He’d have a bit of a problem, humping his new desk down three floors,
even him!’ Toby replies, determined not to rise.
‘And he hasn’t signed you up to
one of his highly profitable business companies yet?’
‘Is that what he did to
you?’
‘No way,
old sport
’ –
with improbable geniality – ‘not me. I stayed clear. Good men are scarce, I say.
Others weren’t so fly.’
And here without warning Toby’s
patience snaps, which in Gregory’s company is what it tends to do.
‘Actually, what the hell are you
trying to tell me, Gregory?’ he demands. And when all he gets is Gregory’s
big, slow grin again: ‘If you’re warning me – if this is something I should
know – then come out with it or go to Human bloody Resources.’
Gregory affects to weigh this
suggestion.
‘Well, I suppose if it was anything
you needed to
know
, oldsport, you could always have a quiet
word with your guardian angel Giles, couldn’t you?’
*
A self-righteous sense of purpose now