to talk, and talks, talks, talks, all the way to Putney. âDo they hate me so much? What have I done but promote their trades and show them my goodwill? Have I sown hatred? No. Persecuted none. Sought remedies every year when wheat was scarce. When the apprentices rioted, begged the king on my knees with tears in my eyes to spare the offenders, while they stood garlanded with the nooses that were to hang them.â
âThe multitude,â Cavendish says, âis always desirous of a change. They never see a great man set up but they must pull him downâfor the novelty of the thing.â
âFifteen years Chancellor. Twenty in his service. His fatherâs before that. Never spared myself . . . rising early, watching late . . .â
âThere, you see,â Cavendish says, âwhat it is to serve a prince! We should be wary of their vacillations of temper.â
âPrinces are not obliged to consistency,â he says. He thinks, I may forget myself, lean across and push you overboard.
The cardinal has not forgotten himself, far from it; he is looking back, back twenty years to the young kingâs accession. âPut him to work, said some. But I said, no, he is a young man. Let him hunt, joust, and fly his hawks and falcons . . .â
âPlay instruments,â Cavendish says. âAlways plucking at something or other. And singing.â
âYou make him sound like Nero.â
âNero?â Cavendish jumps. âI never said so.â
âThe gentlest, wisest prince in Christendom,â says the cardinal. âI will not hear a word against him from any man.â
âNor shall you,â he says.
âBut what I would do for him! Cross the Channel as lightly as a man might step across a stream of piss in the street.â The cardinal shakes his head. âWaking and sleeping, on horseback or at my beads . . . twenty years . . .â
âIs it something to do with the English?â Cavendish asks earnestly. Heâs still thinking of the uproar back there when they embarked; and even now, people are running along the banks, making obscene signs and whistling. âTell us, Master Cromwell, youâve been abroad. Are they particularly an ungrateful nation? It seems to me that they like change for the sake of it.â
âI donât think itâs the English. I think itâs just people. They always hope there may be something better.â
âBut what do they get by the change?â Cavendish persists. âOne dog sated with meat is replaced by a hungrier dog who bites nearer the bone. Out goes the man grown fat with honor, and in comes a hungry and a lean man.â
He closes his eyes. The river shifts beneath them, dim figures in an allegory of Fortune. Decayed Magnificence sits in the center. Cavendish, leaning at his right like a Virtuous Councillor, mutters words of superfluous and belated advice, to which the sorry magnate inclines his head; he, like a Tempter, is seated on the left, and the cardinalâs great hand, with its knuckles of garnet and tourmaline, grips his own hand painfully. George would certainly go in the river, except that what heâs saying, despite the platitudes, makes a bleak sense. And why? Stephen Gardiner, he thinks. It may not be proper to call the cardinal a dog grown fat, but Stephen is definitely hungry and lean, and has been promoted by the king to a place as his own private secretary. It is not unusual for the cardinalâs staff to transfer in this way, after careful nurture in the Wolsey school of craft and diligence; but still, this places Stephen as the man whoâif he manages his duties properlyâmay be closer than anyone to the king, except perhaps for the gentleman who attends him at his close-stool and hands him a diaper cloth. I wouldnât so much mind, he thinks, if Stephen got that job.
The cardinal closes his eyes. Tears are seeping from beneath his lids. âFor it is a