truth,â says Cavendish, âthat fortune is inconstant, fickle and mutable . . .â
All he has to do is to make a strangling motion, quickly, while the cardinal has his eyes shut. Cavendish, putting a hand to his throat, takes the point. And then they look at each other, sheepish. One of them has said too much; one of them has felt too much. It is not easy to know where the balance rests. His eyes scan the banks of the Thames. Still, the cardinal weeps and grips his hand.
As they move upriver, the littoral ceases to alarm. It is not because, in Putney, Englishmen are less fickle. Itâs just that they havenât heard yet.
The horses are waiting. The cardinal, in his capacity as a churchman, has always ridden a large strong mule; though, since he has hunted with kings for twenty years, his stable is the envy of every nobleman. Here the beast stands, twitching long ears, in its usual scarlet trappings, and by him Master Sexton, the cardinalâs fool.
âWhat in Godâs name is he doing here?â he asks Cavendish.
Sexton comes forward and says something in the cardinalâs ear; the cardinal laughs. âVery good, Patch. Now, help me mount, thereâs a good fellow.â
But PatchâMaster Sextonâis not up to the job. The cardinal seems weakened; he seems to feel the weight of his flesh hanging on his bones. He, Cromwell, slides from his saddle, nods to three of the stouter servants. âMaster Patch, hold Christopherâs head.â When Patch pretends not to know that Christopher is the mule, and puts a headlock on the man next to him, he says, oh, for Jesusâ sake, Sexton, get out of the way, or Iâll stuff you in a sack and drown you.
The man whoâs nearly had his head pulled off stands up, rubs his neck; says, thanks, Master Cromwell, and hobbles forward to hold the bridle. He, Cromwell, with two others, hauls the cardinal into the saddle. The cardinal looks shamefaced. âThank you, Tom.â He laughs shakily. âThatâs you told, Patch.â
They are ready to ride. Cavendish looks up. âSaints protect us!â A single horseman is heading downhill at a gallop. âAn arrest!â
âBy one man?â
âAn outrider,â says Cavendish, and he says, Putneyâs rough but you donât have to send out scouts. Then someone shouts, âItâs Harry Norris.â Harry throws himself from his mount. Whatever heâs come to do, heâs in a lather about it. Harry Norris is one of the kingâs closest friends; he is, to be exact, the Groom of the Stool, the man who hands the diaper cloth.
Wolsey sees, immediately, that the king wouldnât send Norris to take him into custody. âNow, Sir Henry, get your breath back. What can be so urgent?â
Norris says, beg pardon, my lord, my lord cardinal, sweeps off his feathered cap, wipes his face with his arm, smiles in his most engaging fashion. He speaks to the cardinal gracefully: the king has commanded him to ride after His Grace and overtake him, and speak words of comfort to him and give him this ring, which he knows wellâa ring which he holds out, in the palm of his glove.
The cardinal scrambles from his mule and falls to the ground. He takes the ring and presses it to his lips. Heâs praying. Praying, thanking Norris, calling for blessings on his sovereign. âI have nothing to send him. Nothing of value to send to the king.â He looks around him, as if his eye might light on something he can send; a tree? Norris tries to get him on his feet, ends up kneeling beside him, kneelingâthis neat and charming manâin the Putney mud. The message heâs giving the cardinal, it seems, is that the king only appears displeased, but is not really displeased; that he knows the cardinal has enemies; that he himself, Henricus Rex, is not one of them; that this show of force is only to satisfy those enemies; that he is able to recompense the