dragon.â
âJust a dragon,â Paul parroted.
Mr Shumway nodded. âTwelve-year-old doe, seven and a half feet, about three hundred pounds. Damn thingâd got itself nicely dug in down in the stacks of the V&A. Cunning little bitch, Iâll give her that. Got hold of a sack of cement from somewhere and rolled in it, then went and stood in a corner, nice and still. Itâd been there six months before they realised it wasnât just another statue, and then they only found out because it sneezed.â He sighed. âI tried smoking it out, but they didnât like that, reckoned itâd damage the paintings and stuff. Couldnât use explosives, obviously, or the fifty-calibre; and they wanted rid of it PDQ, so poison was out. Meant I had to get rid of it manually, what Corporal Jones wouldâve called the old cold steel.â He stretched his back and winced. âIâm getting too old for all that,â he sighed. ââCourse, young Ricky, he loves all that shit. But heâs not here, is he?â Mr Shumway growled. âOff prancing around with Grenâ with this special project,â he amended abruptly. âAnd you arenât fit to be out on your own yet, which just leaves me. Just as well I got this book, because Iâve got bank reconciliations to do this afternoon, I canât afford a week off flat on my back having skin grafts.â
Paul didnât say anything. He had no idea what colour heâd turned â white, or green â but he hoped it wasnât too obvious.
âAnyway.â Mr Shumwayâs beard was back to its usual length, and he was wriggling his shoulder to see if it was working properly again. âThanks,â he said. âDidnât feel like dragging up three flights of stairs. Where were you off to in such a hurry, anyhow?â
Paul squirmed a little. âOh, just lunch,â he said.
âLunch.â Mr Shumway grinned. âYou mean, you wanted to get down to reception before that new bird had a chance to get away. Quick off the mark, Iâll give you that. But youâll just have to tie a knot in it for today. Weâve got training to do, remember?â
âTraining,â Paul said.
Mr Shumway nodded. âWhich means,â he said, âyou missing lunch for a week or so. Which is cruel and harsh and a bloody fucking tragedy of epic proportions, but never mind. Iâll be missing lunch too, and you wonât see me crying my eyes out over it.â
âOh, thatâs fine,â Paul said, bright and brittle. âDoesnât bother me. Um, thanks for giving up your lunch hour, itâsââ
âDonât crawl,â said Mr Shumway. âIf the Good Lord had intended us to crawl, heâd have given us a hundred legs and an exoskeleton.â He stood up. Apart from the white dust on his clothes and the (letâs not kid ourselves) bloodstains on his hands, he looked perfectly normal. âMy office,â he said, putting the tatty book back in the box, âfive minutes. You have, of course, read all that stuff I told you to read?â
âWhat? Oh, sure.â
âVery sensible.â Mr Shumway grinned at him. âBecause if you hadnât, it wouldâve been unpleasant, Iâm telling you. That old survival instinctâll pull you through every time.â
Chapter Three
P aul didnât enjoy the next ten working days. In the morning, there was paperwork: all the admin and procedural stuff that every true hero gets some other poor bugger to do for him. There were applications in triplicate for Section Fifteen exemptions, incident reports, written notifications of intention to use restricted weapons in built-up areas, stores requisitions, expenses vouchers and mileage allowance chits (Mr Wurmtoter got ninety-five pence a mile for his winged horse; Benny Shumway got thirty-five pence a mile for his D-reg Suzuki jeep, but mostly seemed to