Tony. âLook, I Love Lucyâ s on TV.â
âI like I Love Lucy .â
Virgil crept sofa-ward.
âYou heard that joke,â said Zahnie, âone of the benefits of Alzheimerâs is that you meet new people every day. Virgil really takes it to the limit.â
âI love it,â said Tony, âevery single time. I love it.â
Virgil plopped onto the sofa, happy and safe among his new friends.
âWeâd better arrange the sleeping,â said Zahnie. âRed, you get Winsonfredâs room.â
Red looked down at the Ancient One, and noticed that he was following their conversation with glittering eyes. âDonât you need your room?â
âI like this recliner.â
To Zahnie: âWhat about Gianni?â
âHe has a semi-permanent bedroom upstairs.â
âAnd you?â
âI live out back, in what we call the Granary.â
âYou live in a grain shed?â His voice suppressed laughter.
âItâs got plumbing and electricity and itâs mine.â She hesitated and said, âWinsonfredâs room is free and available for as long as you want it.â
She did an about-face and headed into the kitchen. Thinking delightful thoughts, he watched her move. They were only somewhat spoiled by the hard edge of the reality of Zahnie.
The Ancient One grinned at him.
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Mumbled words.
Red started awake on the sofa. He looked around the room, dark except for the faint glare of a muted TV. Everyone seemed to be in bed. Even the house felt as if it were asleep
âI want to talk to you,â came the words again.
âWhoâs that?â Red craned his head around and fingered his head. Damn, that new buzz cut still didnât feel right.
An arm waved, lit eerily by a boob tube. Hosteen Winsonfred, sitting in his recliner.
âLetâs go outside and talk,â said the Ancient One. His slow speech didnât seem like feebleness, rather a high degree of attention. He polished the words and set them out one by one.
Red offered Winsonfred a hand, suspecting what the old fellow really wanted was help walking outside.
He stood sturdily without help. âI want to talk to Ed, too, while weâre out there.â he said. He scooped up his dish of pudding with one hand. They walked to the back door and into the pleasant, shimmery night air. The old man went down the back porch stairs nimbly enough and sat on a wooden bench.
âHere will be fine,â said Winsonfred.
âWhoâs Ed?â Red blurted out.
âI sent him a message. Heâll come in a minute or so,â said Winsonfred. He spoke softly and precisely, like a precocious child. âEd is a buzzard.â
Red thought, Oh, shit.
âYou donât have to hide words like that from me,â said Winsonfred. âI know what they mean. Like most Navajos, I just choose not to say them.â
Jeez, thought Red, then corrected himself. Anonymous Source, he even knows my thoughts.
âWho is Anonymous Source?â said Winsonfred.
âThe Big Man Upstairs I donât believe in.â
âOdd that youâre talking to Him, then.â Winsonfred set down his pudding carefully, reached into his shirt pocket, and drew out the makings.
Red watched fascinated as a single 103-year-old hand-rolled a cigarette, flipped a Bic, and lit up. The younger man wondered why the Ancient One didnât use both hands.
He drew deep on the cigarette, holding it between thumb and forefinger. âTony doesnât let me smoke in the house,â said Winsonfred. âHeâs so modern he acts like tobacco isnât sacred. If youâd like a cigarette, help yourself.â
Red wanted to try to roll a smoke with one hand. He licked the edge of the Zig-Zag paper, and tobacco fell into his lap. Winsonfred smiled. Red fumbled. He fumbled some more. Finally, he gave up, rolling it badly with two hands, and he flicked