Free The Muffia by Ann Royal Nicholas

a child involved. Though of course, in my own case, I chose not to stay married even though there was a child involved, thinking it would be better for her not to witness a bad relationship with so little love exchanged. But as I said, this was speculation and I wasn’t going to bring up Kiki’s behavior via mass email.
     
    [email protected] : OK, K's off this one. BTW--You can get a handheld shower at home you know.  Also, for environmental reasons, it’s better to use the plug-ins v. the batteries.  Go for green O’s.  xxS
     
    [email protected] : I was a little concerned about the loss of power when I moved from the outdoor Jacuzzi, with vibro-jet action, to the less powerful indoor bath Jacuzzi, but none of you need worry about me, it's all good! ~xo JG
     
    Quinn was clearly right about me. I hadn't been exposed. And never having owned a vibrator or used a handheld shower attachment or Jacuzzi jet in this way, I still had nothing to add. And even if I had, there was so much information coming in from everyone else, I wanted to keep reading.
     
    [email protected] : My time spent online at all these women’s sex aid sites has been very educational. I suspect that some time in the future, books will come with their own vibrators.  Given all the all female book clubs out there, I see tremendous market potential. Am putting it on the list for Vegas Book Club Convention idea...I have a hand held in my shower and have never used it.  I am such an orgasm virgin.  Off to try...xxL
     
    [email protected]: I found the jackrabbit at a major discount (reg. $59.95 – sale $18.95).   We can save on shipping if we bulk order. Who's in? You can also go to www.healthyandactive.com and use coupon code Mailer 56 for an extra 10% off. I would love to hear anybody's recommendations.  I collect them.
    PS I have to pick a new LA doctor and was hoping some of you might have a doctor (internist, gyne, family doctor, whatever) who you think is great.
     
    [email protected] : I'm not sure what the jackrabbit is, same species but different breed is my guess—or faster jacking? The original orgasmic rabbit retails for $120 or so. Go the extra mile girls. The site that Quinn sent may have it discounted but beware of Shanghai knock-offs. Happy trails! xP
    PS I use Mr. Rabbit for quickies (exterior only) probably about 75% of the time, but when the mood hits, the whole enchilada is a beautiful thing. But you're talking to a girl who lost her virginity to a self-imposed broom handle... xP
    PPS Lauren, if you're strictly interested in exterior work, the Rabbit would be too clumsy for you.
     
    [email protected] : Who wants clumsy? For exterior there’s no better than Hitachi magic wand. I know you’re all wary of my book choices, but trust me on this one. HMW!
     
    [email protected] : So whoozy, I can’t even think about sticking something called a jackrabbit up my cookie at the moment... :) S
     
    See, in between the last book club at her house and midway to the next at mine, Sarah had announced she was pregnant, which accounted for why she didn’t want anything up her cookie. But it might also explain Nate’s behavior and that sloppy kiss he gave me. They'd been disturbed even before we started reading Deliciously Disturbed . 
    I considered calling another Muff for more information. One of us had all the details; in fact, they probably all did—as I mentioned at the beginning, I’m usually the one who’s slightly out of the loop. Most of the other Muffs talked on the phone with each other a lot—a fact that I should have remembered, and which will come up again and again as time and this story goes on.  In the end, I decided to hold off. Instead, as the flurry of vibrator-related emails dwindled to nothing, I decided I needed to stop thinking about vibrators and actually buy one, probably the erstwhile Rabbit—jack or regular.
    I didn’t want to place an order online fearing that Big Brother,