that heiffa that Sydney was mad at the world again, with Lauren back out in the doghouse. Normally, Lauren wouldnât really give two buckets about Sydneyâs attitude, but, right about now, her sister was the only person on the earth who knew all the intel on the West End saga. So she kinda needed not to be on Sydâs shit list (though sheâd never admit that mess out loud). She wasnâtsure if going after Dara would get Sydney to snap out of her funk, but it was worth a try. Besides, Lauren needed to get back at her for getting all flip in the lip with her in front of the squad and half the student body while she was getting her shine on.
Forget what you heard: This was Laurenâs damn house, literally. Altimus had seen to it. The year before the twins made their way from Harbor Montessori Middle to Brookhaven, Altimus, at Keishaâs direction, contributed $150,000 to his daughtersâ future school, half of which Brookhaven officials quickly dedicated to a fund created specifically to benefit the schoolsâ cheerleading squads. The donation came with the strong âsuggestionâ that a building be erected in honor of the dance squad, and, of course, its generous benefactor. The wall in the clubhouse made very clear who ruled the edifice: A month before the twins began their freshman year at Brookhaven, the janitorial staff, at the direction of Brookhavenâs vice chancellor and dance squad faculty advisor, painted the inside walls hot pink with light pink polka dots in Laurenâs honor and hung portraits of the past dance squad captains in order of service, with a spot reserved for whichever Duke girl would be anointed dance squad captain. Laurenâs picture went up in her sophomore year, smack in the center of all the others at the head of the room (double the size of all the others, of course). Shoot, the name on the façade said all anyone needed to knowâitwasnât called the Duke House for nothing. Of all people, Dara should have known better than to disrespect the legacy.
So on this day, as the dance squad prepared to move the crowd at the football game against College Park High, Laurenâs mission was to remind everyone, but especially Dara, just who the hell was in charge. She was going to absolutely obliterate her ex-best friendâs rep at Brookhavenâso let it be said, so let it be done. Lauren dabbed some Bare Escentuals nude gloss on her bottom lip, rubbed both lips together to spread the shine, then went in for the kill. âAre âhoney blonde streaks randomly dispersed throughout jet-black Hawaiian silky-past-the-shoulder-bladesâ hot now? Really? Wow,â Lauren said wryly to her audience. Cassie and Inga howled so hard they practically had to hold each other up.
âAnd her decision to pair the Catherine Malandrino knockoff mini with those nurse shoes was, um, interesting,â Lauren piled on, speaking slowly to make sure the duo could give a friends-and-family encore performance of her Dara disses. âAnd correct me if Iâm wrong, but just because the tag says âPradaâ doesnât make it so. Carrying bootleg handbags is against some kind of town ordinance in these parts, isnât it? Really, she needs to put it back in her broke-ass mamaâs closet, or somebody needs to call in the law, or both.â
âOh, my God,â Inga said between gasps. âStop. It. Now. I canât go onâI can do no more.â
âFor real, you know you wrong,â Cassie added, carefully rubbing tears from her eyes so as not to disturb her freshly applied mascara and eyeliner.
âNo, Daraâs wrong for showing up to dance rehearsal with an unauthorized makeover a few hours before our game,â Lauren snipped. âI really was about to have a Naomi Campbell, hit-a-bitch-with-a-cellphone moment, but, lucky for her, my new iPhone is acting up.â
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Jon Land, Robert Fitzpatrick