their cause. They are led by Pirate Hilary Westfield, the Terror of the Southlands, who aims to seize control of the League from its rightful president, Captain Rupert Blacktooth. If she dares to approach you, do not allow her to enlist you in her ranks! According to League regulations, Pirate Westfield may not be harmed, but the VNHLP recommends that all scallywags on the High Seas stay as far from her as possible. Do not talk to Pirate Westfield. Do not look her in the eye. Do not be lured into conversation with her gargoyle. Any pirate who is seen communicating with Pirate Westfield or her friends will be interrogated, stripped of his cutlass, and keelhauled by Captain Blacktooth. And remember: each loyal scallywag who chooses to support the president in his battle against Pirate Westfield will receive a purse of magic coins and a new hat feather of his choice.
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âBribing pirates with magic and hat feathers!â said Jasper, who was reading the notice over Hilaryâs shoulder. âThatâs awfully underhanded, even for Blacktooth.â
âIâm more concerned about the bit where he says heâll keelhaul anyone who dares to speak to us.â Hilary felt rather like keelhauling Blacktooth himself, but she settled instead for glaring at Mr. Theodore. âAnd I suppose these notices are tacked to the walls of every groggery and pirate lodging in Augusta.â
âI expect so,â said Mr. Theodore. âMy guests tell me that Captain Blacktooth tends to be quite . . . thorough.â
âThatâs one way of putting it,â Charlie said. âWeâll be lucky if we get two pirates to join us, let alone two hundred.â
âOh, drat.â The gargoyle hung his head. âIf no oneâs allowed to talk to me, how will I ever be famous?â
Hilary looked around at the dozens of pirates who were staring resolutely into their bowls of stew. âWe canât give up so easily,â she told her mates. âWe canât let Blacktooth win before weâve even begun to fight him! Perhaps some of these pirates will listen to reason.â
âI really must insist that you leave,â Mr. Theodore said. âI wonât have you putting my guests in danger.â
âBut your guests are pirates!â said Hilary. âThey love danger!â She dodged Mr. Theodore and stepped back up on the chair. âAhoy!â she called.
Some of the pirates in the room groaned. Otherspressed their napkins over their eyes to avoid getting an accidental glimpse of Hilary. One pirate leered at her; his gold teeth shone like doubloons.
âI know you arenât allowed to talk to me,â she said, âand I wonât ask you to risk your necks on my account. But Iâd like you all to know one thing before I leave: if I defeat Captain BlacktoothâI mean, when I defeat himâI wonât ever punish you just for looking at another scallywag. Only the most cowardly pirates make those sorts of threats.â She jumped down from her chair. âIâm going back to my ship now. If you want to help me stop the VNHLP from turning as rotten as Blacktoothâs breath, I hope youâll join me.â
The pirates stared at Hilary with their mouths open wide. Mr. Theodore held the door open wider. âGood-bye,â he said as she led her mates out of the dining room, âand for heavenâs sake, please donât ever come back.â
When they reached the main deck, Hilary flopped down in a lounge chair. âI believe I would have preferred it if theyâd used my skull for lawn bowling.â
Miss Greyson patted her knee with a mittened hand. âCheer up,â she said. âYou may have convinced a pirate or two.â
The gargoyle tilted his head. âI hear footsteps,â he said. âOur supporters must be on their way!â
Hilary scrambled to her feet as the gold-toothed pirate from the dining room crossed the