said.
âWhy not?â
âA poison that takes that long to take effect? Yet it caused no other symptoms? No vomiting, no headaches apparent to others? Name me one that does that.â
âI canât right now,â I confessed.
âMe, neither,â said Rico. âAnd Iâm pretty good with them.â
âYou must teach me more about that subject,â said Plossus.
âNo need,â said Rico. âYou want to poison anyone, just cook them dinner.â
âSo, he must have been poisoned in his room,â she persisted. âWhich means that the poisoner must have been in there, and cleared up the evidence afterward.â
âBut no one saw anyone go in with him, or come out later,â I said.
âYou only spoke with three people so far,â she said.
âTrue enough. But youâd think they would have noticed our mystery woman.â
âMaybe she just vanished into smoke,â suggested Plossus. âSheâs a witch, isnât she?â
âWitchcraft?â she scoffed. âA woman acts oddly and everyone immediately leaps to the conclusion that sheâs a witch. They could say the same about me.â
âAnd we do,â said Rico. Then he ducked as an apple sailed over his head. Even dwarves have to duck sometimes.
âAnd youâre assuming something else that may not be correct,â she said.
âWhich is?â
âThat the woman at the funeral and the woman visitor are one and the same. Maybe the mistress of the mansion is merely a loved one and the prostitute from the forum is a separate visitor.â
âThat could be,â I said. âI think that Plossus and I are going to have to insinuate ourselves into the community a little more. I fear that Philoxenites is right in worrying about an insurrection coming out of that quarter. The sermon this morning was almost a call to take the cross.â
âIt would be suicide, donât you think?â said Plossus. âThey wouldnât even have to wait for the Varangians to knock them off. All the Venetians need to do is give someone an excuse to wipe them out, and the Pisans and the Genoese will be over the walls in a heartbeat.â
âI didnât think the Pisans and the Genoese got along that well,â said Aglaia.
âWhen it comes to stomping Venetians, they are in complete agreement,â I said. âTheyâre the best allies the Greeks have right now. All right, weâll meet back here for dinner tomorrow and plan the eveningâs burglary. Good night, gentlemen.â
âBut youâve only just gotten up,â protested Plossus.
âLad, let me explain to you once again about married people and their peculiar behavior,â said Rico, tugging at his sleeve.
They left. We cleared the table and went to bed.
Later, as we held each other, she brought up the poisoning again.
âAlways the romantic,â I said. âThatâs what I love about you.â
âI just think that if we could figure out the how, it would help us figure out the who,â she said. âYou say that he turned pink?â
âYes. Perhaps it was done with cosmetics.â
âYouâre not taking me seriously,â she muttered.
âIâm a jester,â I reminded her.
âWhen weâre alone, youâre my husband,â she reminded me. âYou can stop performing. At least, in that manner.â
I propped my chin up on my hands and looked into her eyes.
âWhen weâre alone, I shall perform however you wish me to,â I said. âAnd I was wrong about one other thing.â
âWhat was that?â she said, smiling as I gathered her to me.
âI know one woman who is truly magical.â
And now, my fellow fools, I shall turn this narrative over to my good wife.
FIVE
Most adept at prognosticating the future, she knew how to manage the present according to her own will and pleasure, and in