ended up hitting me. She grinned and I knew sheâd done it on purpose. I threw one at her. She ducked it, then nailed me in the shoulder. Anyway, within seconds all the kids in the park were laughing and throwing snowballs at each other. (Except for Jordy, who kept throwing them at himself and yelling, âOh, got me!â and falling down.) We had a full-scale war on our hands!
Iâm not sure how it ended up with everybody against Tyler and Zach and Amy and me. What I do know, though, is that Iâve never been so glad to have such bad odds. True, our side had to retreat up the hill under a hail of snowball bullets. And I got hit right in the back of the neck and snow went down my jacket. But once we got behind the boulders, we were able to hold off the charge.
Then I found the bungee cords.
Yep, two of them under the snow where somebody had dropped them, I guess. In a flash of true brilliance, I whipped off my scarf and knotted each end to a bungee cord andâeureka!âwe had a BIG slingshot.
Tyler held one end of one bungee cord, Zach the other. Amy and I fitted the biggest snowball we could into my scarf and pulled back. The enemy charged. Amy said, âWait until you see the whites of their eyes!â Zach grinned. âYeah, then nail âem! Especially Emerson!â Just as they topped the hill, Amy said, âFire!â We let go and the huge snowball went flying and hit Emerson right in the chest. Hit him so hard it knocked him back into MC. Who got knocked back into Jordy. Who threw another snowball at himself and said, âOh, got me!â MC jumped up and said, âHey, you guys, that was no fair!â
Amy laughed. âAllâs fair in love and war!â
I said, âLove?â
By that time Zach and Tyler had a new snow cannonball ready. âGet âem, you two!â Tyler ordered.
Did we ever. Amy gave me a high five and said, âCool slingshot, Cody!â
After a lunch of hot soup, I got on some dry clothes and met Amy back at the park. Even though the snow was melting, we sledded and sledded until almost dark, just the two of us. I got home with icicle toes and freezing fingers, and Mom had to run a hot bath to get me warmed back up. But you know what? I didnât care. My toes and fingers might have been cold, but my heart wasnât. Iâm in love with Amy, and I think she loves me!
Saturday, January 27
Kitty Whiz came today! Dad couldnât stop laughing when he saw the plastic training ring that fits on our toilet seat. He thought the dried herbs I sprinkled in there to attract Emma were pretty funny, too. The diploma Iâm supposed to give Emma when she graduates from Kitty Whiz College was what really cracked him up, though. He was laughing so hard he had to leave the bathroom.
Which was fine with me. I had serious work to do. But Emma didnât seem to be interested, not even when I picked her up and stuck her onto the toilet seat. She ran off and hid. Iâll try again tomorrow.
Sunday, January 28
Emma still not with the Kitty Whiz program. Maybe Iâll give her a day of rest and start again on Tuesday. Thatâll give me time to read the instruction booklet, too.
I know, youâre always supposed to read the instructions first. But hey, I figured, whatâs so hard about using the toilet?
I wonder what Amyâs doing tonight. Maybe I should call and we could just talk.
About what?
Hmm ⦠thereâs a lot to learn about being in love.
Tuesday, January 30
Stayed in from recess and helped Amy clean out Ralphsterâs TV cage. We took turns holding him while the other one worked. I got to put in the new cedar chips. The old ones smelled yucky, but the new ones smelled good.
When Amy leaned close to put Ralphster back in his cage, I noticed that she smells good, too. Not perfume kind of good, just Amy good.
Wednesday, January 31
Ms. B announced that there will be a talent show in March. Itâs open to