tongue.
âYouâve havenât said anything about the most important room in the house,â he added.
âI just said it was perfect!â I said, gazing around the small, blue cube that was the master bedroom.
âI mean the kitchen!â he said, playfully poking me in the ribs.
It was more of a galley than a true kitchen, but as Sonny had pointed out many times, this was just our starter home. In the next few years, Sonny would be made partner at his firm, and weâd move to a bigger house. Sonny had our whole life plotted out on a legal pad: how many children weâd have (three), how weâd space them out (two years apart), and when he expected promotions. Before I met Sonny, my life had been like a pony on a carouselâmeasured ups and downs, all in the same little circle but amusing enough; now it was beginning to feel more like a mule, pulling a covered wagon doggedly across the prairie, with no trees in sight.
After a few minutes of discussion, we decided to make an offer. Sonny wrote Neecie a two-hundred-dollar check for earnest money.
We were going to celebrate by doing âyou know whatâ at Sonnyâs apartment. As Sonny shed his jockey shorts and folded them into a neat square, I was reminded of the first time Iâd ever had sex with him. Weâd been dating for about four months and after one particularly sweaty and scintillating make-out session, he grabbed my handâwhich was slipping down the waistband of his khakisâand said, âJill. Letâs stop for a minute. We need to talk.â
He sounded so serious I spat a piece of hair out of my mouth, tucked an errant titty back into my bra, and trained my eyes on him.
âIâd like to make love with you, but I want it to mean something. I want it to be a step toward strengthening our commitment.â
Iâd never heard a guy actually say âwe need to talkâ before. That and âcommitmentâ coming out of a guyâs mouth within sixty seconds of each other sent my mind reeling.
âDo you understand what Iâm trying to say?â
There was a smooth click in my mind, like a key turning the tumblers of a lock. This is a relationship. This is what braces, hair curlers, Mark Eden breast exercises, and reading Harlequin romances had been leading up to.
Of course, once I knew what I was dealing with, I stepped right on up to that plate.
âYes, Sonny,â I said. âI think I do.â
âGood,â he said, tenderly touching my cheek. âI would like you to spend the night with me tomorrow, and weâll consummate our devotion to each other.â
I flinched at the word âconsummateâ (it sounded like a kind of soup to me) but figured I just wasnât accustomed to a man using real words. This one had a whole six letters more than I was used to hearing from any guy.
I showed up at the appointed hour, and Sonny greeted me at the door, smelling like heâd performed a full-immersion baptism in cologne.
âJill,â he said, awkwardly pecking my cheek. âYou look wonderful!â
He led me into the apartment. Henry Mancini was playing on the stereo, and champagne cooled in an ice bucket on the coffee table. From the living room, I could see into the bedroom, and I saw that the covers were pulled back. The only thing missing was a glowing neon sign blinking TONIGHTâS FEATURE : SEX !
âAre you hungry?â he asked, his forehead shiny with perspiration. âI originally thought we should eat first, and then it occurred to me that we might to be too bloated afterward andââ
Donât say bloated! I wanted to shriek. Bloated was not a sexy precoital word.
âWeâll eat later,â I said quickly.
âWould you like a glass of champagne?â he said, shifting into debonair gear.
âChampagne would be just lovely.â
âChampagne it is,â he said.
He returned with two glasses and handed
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