tome that's taken more than forty years to research and write.'
  'Blimey.'
  'We'd have to do market research, and handle the media and launch party at the Tower of London. It would be incredible.'
  A smile plays on her lips as she fiddles with a biro on the desk. 'Well, well, it seems that the old PR glint is back in your eye.'
  'Not at all, I just love books.'
  'Give me a break. You like to win, simple as that. It's just the old killer instinct coming back.'
  I ignore her. 'It's being produced by The Stationery Office and will set the punter back a thousand quid.'
  Alarm is stamped on her face. 'Are you deranged? Who the hell is going to cough up that sort of dosh for a book?'
  'You'd be amazed. Anyway, this isn't just any book. It will be a one off.'
  'So do we have to pitch?'
  'Apparently. Mr Red Socks is coming back to me with a brief tomorrow.'
  Rachel nods slowly. 'Let's just hope he delivers and you'll have your chance to be sent to the Tower.'
6.30 p.m., Soho Hotel, the West End
Greedy George and I have agreed to meet at the Soho Hotel, one of the new breed of chic boutique hotels sprouting up all over London. I enter the lobby and am momentarily distracted by a gigantic bronze cat guarding the entrance. At least George will feel at home. As I clip-clop across the oak floorboards I see him ensconced in an armchair by an elegant French fireplace, reading a magazine. He looks up and gives me a smirk.
  'Not wearing your beach bum wear then?'
  'Not today.'
  He heaves himself off the chair and gives me a bear hug.
  'Fancy a drink?'
  'What do you think?'
  We cross the lobby into the spacious restaurant at the side of which a vast pewter bar yawns across one wall. Running behind it, a long, wild mural in bright colours depicts some kind of frantic traffic scene. George squints at it.
  'They erected that in memory of the multi-storey car park that used to be here.'
  The barman smiles and nods. 'He's right, you know. So what can I get you?'
  We order glasses of champagne and sit on one of the velvety sofas. George beams and gives me a hearty slap on the thigh.
  'Well then, how's tricks?'
  'Good, especially now I'm not back here so much.'
  'Come on guv, you love the buzz. Imagine being stuck in Mallorca all the time. You'd be bored stiff.'
  'Maybe.'
  'As sure as huevos are huevos ,' he says idiotically. 'Anyway, you're over that flying phobia nonsense, aren't you?'
  'Just about.'
  'Course you are. Now, more importantly, did you get my stuff in the post?'
  'If you mean the cat fetishist range, then yes.'
  'And?' He rubs his big paws together and eyes me keenly.
  'To be frank, squeezing into the cat suit was a bit of a challenge, but the cape just about fitted.'
  'Ha ha. Very funny, guv. Glad all that cava hasn't addled your brain.'
  'So what's with the cats and how's New York?'
  He takes a slurp of champagne. 'It's been surreal. You wouldn't believe some of the people I've met.'
  'Met or upset?'
  He gives me a shove. 'Both, now you come to mention it. There are a load of arseholes, but some good eggs too. Anyway, a few months back I banged into this hot chick at one of Bryan's cocktail do's and she asked me if I did bondage gear for dogs. Got me thinking.'
  'I'm sure. How is Bryan?'
  'Same old woofter. Tootsie, his rabbit, is still going strong. Daft bugger asked me to design it a leather jacket, can you believe?'
I sip my champagne and stretch back on the sofa, wondering how I've managed to keep sane all these years.
  George is still chortling. 'That's when the pet gear idea came to me. I mean, everyone's soppy as hell about cats and dogs in Manhattan. I'm starting production next week.'
  He rustles in a bag at his
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