a very sensible person,â she said.
âSince when?â Herbie sneered. âWho says?â
âMrs. Stern, thatâs who,â Isabelle replied.
âWhat she know, an old lady like that?â
âPlenty. Sheâs very smart and you know it. Besides, old people know more than young people because theyâve been around longer.â
âTell it to the Marines,â Herbie snorted.
Behind Mrs. Espositoâs back, Isabelle made another grab for Herbie. In retaliation, he bit her on the hand.
âIf it gets infected, I might have to have a rabies shot!â Isabelle howled.
Herbie leaned close to get a good look.
âI didnât even break the skin,â he said. âToo bad my teeth arenât sharper. Besides, you wouldnât get a rabies shot, dumbhead. Youâd get a tetanus shot.â Herbie was an authority on shots. His mother was on the nervous side, and whenever Herbie so much as looked a little green around the gills, she dragged him to the doctor. Herbie said if there was one thing he didnât want to be when he grew up it was a doctor.
âAll those little squirts being dragged into the office when they get their head caught in a swinging door,â he said darkly. âWho needs it?â
The bell rang at that instant. Mrs. Esposito said, âClass, come to order. Everyone sit in his or her seat. Iâll warn you now, Iâve had a tough day and wonât put up with any more nonsense.â
Mary Eliza Shook waved her hand, wanting to be heard.
âYes, Mary Eliza,â Mrs. Esposito said wearily.
âBut, Mrs. Esposito,â said Mary Eliza, âthis is morning. The day is still in front of us all. Weâve got a long way to go.â
âYouâre telling me,â said Mrs. Esposito.
EIGHTEEN
Next morning when Isabelle got to school, a burly youngish man was sitting on the edge of Mrs. Espositoâs desk, swinging his leg, acting completely at home there.
âWhereâs Mrs. Esposito?â Isabelle asked.
âNot here, thatâs for sure,â he said, grinning at her. âNo, seriously, sheâs out sick. Iâm the substitute.â
âWe never had a man substitute before,â Isabelle said, looking him over.
âYeah, Iâm one of a kind,â he said.
Isabelle sat down at her desk and checked him out. She noticed the part in his hair started about an inch up from his left ear and his hair went up and over his scalp to the other ear in carefully arranged strands. Idly, she wondered what would happen if he got caught in a high wind.
The only substitute teachers theyâd had before were women who wore big black shoes and walked slowly and looked as if they might burst out crying at the drop of a hat. The class usually got totally out of control when one of these substitutes showed up. They raced around the room, throwing things and shouting until the substitute often did burst out crying. Isabelle always felt bad when that happened, even though sheâd contributed in large part to the general mayhem.
This guy was different, though. He knew what was what. Thereâd be no nonsense with him in charge.
Thatâs what he told them. When the bell rang and everyone was seated, he introduced himself.
âRay Rooney here,â he said. âIâm not so long outa fifth grade myself, kids, so no nonsense, okay? I know my way around. I know a substitute means you guys take off and do your thing. Not today, kids. Thatâs not what Iâm here for, right? Iâm here to give you guys the word on English, arithmetic, social studies, you name it.â He got up from the desk and strolled up and down the aisles.
âIâve got this terrific memory,â he said. âOnce I see a face, I never forget that face.â He stared hard at Isabelle, who wriggled in her seat. âAlso,â he said, âI never forget a personâs name. Okay, now Iâm going to