Tags:
Fiction,
Literary,
Suspense,
Mystery & Detective,
Crime,
Political,
Hard-Boiled,
book,
Nineteen twenties,
Political corruption,
FIC019000,
prohibition,
Montraeal (Quaebec),
Montréal (Québec)
made up into a pout, a tempting indifferent moue. It was rare I frequented whores, loath to catch syphilis. This time was different, somehow, Jack paying the piper and calling the tune, conducting a farce that might banish Laura from my thoughts. Always sheâd played prude with me, during my failed courtship, but Iâd suspected her nonetheless: sheâd protested too much. Since last October, a good year ago, nearly anything mightâve happened. Who was she with at that dance Jack had mentioned? Where was she right now? I shook my head and looked over to my paid sympathizer. She looked back and blew smoke into my face.
Bob rose and revealed a talent besides painting and armed robbery, laying down jazz on the piano, singing out in a nice tenor: âIâve got some good news honey, an invitation to the Darktown Ball. Itâs a very swell affair, all the highbrows will be there. Iâll wear my high silk hat and my frock tailcoat, you wear your Paris gown and your new silk shawl. Ainât no doubt about it babe, weâll be the best dressed in the hall.â
Wine went âround. A pair of the girls got up and turned a two-step together. The one next to me emptied her glass in a swallow. I leaned over to fetch some more, charging her goblet and then my own, following her lead by pouring it down my neck. Jack took down a pornographic engraving from the wall and placed it on his whoreâs lap, the better to sniff cocaine from. My blonde went and joined them. Bob switched the player to a printed roll and the instrument churned out ridiculous hurdy-gurdy blather. Bob danced with the pair of trollops on the rug. My girl came back licking her lips.
âHow much do you charge for a kiss?â I asked.
She eyed me, took a puff, and exhaled more smoke.
âWhatâs your name?â I asked.
A pause while she thought about it.
âCeleste,â she lied at last.
âHeavenly,â I said.
I lit a Consul. Jack handed over the picture frame and I took some of the drug. The divine Celeste regarded me dully. The print on my knees showed a scene from the Satyricon, or the Bible.
In my mind molecules began to break apart like Champagne bubbles. What was his name, the fellow whoâd split the atom? A Cambridge man, from New Zealand. Heâd taught at McGill for some time. Rutherford. All we needed was a calliope and a dancing bear to complete this circus with the pig-faced woman from county Cork to round it out. Science baffled! Zoologists stumped! A wonder to behold!
âHey,â I shouted at Jack over the growing din. âThe Midget King of Montreal has a son and heir. Heâs showing himself and the bairn at His Majestyâs palace on Rachel, a nickel a gander. A toast!â
I raised my glass. Jack guffawed.
âIâve seen him,â said Jackâs blonde.
âThat so?â
The devil was on horseback in my bloodstream now. I drank more wine.
âThe most darling little man,â said Jackâs blonde. âHeâs a count or a baron, I think. And his wifeâs from Europe.â
âThe Midget Queen?â asked Jack.
âI believe so.â
Here Celeste turned and gave me a strangely sweet smile, one nearly genuine.
âHave you ever seen a ghost?â I asked her.
âA ghost?â
âYeah. Been busy tonight?â
âIâll say,â she said. âWe had that fat baseballer in here.â
âWho, Babe Ruth?â
âYeah, him. They almost had to call the cops on him he was so drunk. What a pig.â
âYou ever been to Coney Island?â
âWhereâs that?â she asked.
âForget it. Whereâre you from?â
âNot here, thatâs for sure.â
âWhat was your name again?â
She sought it for a second, twirling her costume pearls.
âI told you. Celeste.â
âRight.â
âWhatâs yours?â she asked, brightening.
âMichael,â I