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seemed cosy and warm inside – just the place where they could make a new home. But then a frog popped out of nowhere and barfed out a tiger. It was definitely not the place for Finn and Jake to live.
    After a long day, Finn and Jake stopped at a rock and put down their things. They picked up some sticks and built a lean-to to protect them for the night. But the rock turned out to be a strange, bird-like creature and the friends were on the move once again.
    They raced down rivers and plodded through the snowy tundra. It seemed like they would never find the perfect place to live because they already had the perfect place to live – the treehouse. If only that mean vampire Marceline hadn’t taken it from them!
    ‘This is weak,’ Finn complained as he floated on an ice floe with Jake. ‘I don’t even like any of these places. I wanna go home!’
    ‘Finn, let me tell you a little something about what home really means,’ Jake said as he picked up his violin and began to play a melody.
    ‘Home isn’t a place,’ he sang. ‘Home is anywhere where people care about you.’
    ‘Yeah, I guess I’d rather be out here, wrapped in your ear,’ Finn chimed in, trying to create rhymes as he sang, ‘than be in some awesome house, all by my … souse.’
    ‘I’d rather be dancing with some babes,’ Jake admitted.
    ‘Shut up, dude!’ Finn laughed.
    Finn and Jake laughed as the ice floated into a dark cave. At first, the inside of the cave looked gross – probably not a place for a new home. The walls were covered in bats, but when they flew out, the cave was spotless and sparkling.
    ‘Whoa, bro,’ Finn gasped.
    ‘Whoa!’ Jake agreed.
    ‘Want to just live in here?’ Finn asked.
    ‘Yes,’ Jake answered.
    So that’s what they did. They cleaned out the cave, built a house inside of it, and set up a small fire pit. Then they sat down and admired their work.
    ‘So, uh, what should we do first in our new digs?’ Finn asked.
    ‘Let’s throw a party and trash it!’ Jake suggested.
    Finn and Jake lit some lanterns and turned on some party music. The cave creatures came out to join in the festivities.
    ‘Ah, this is it. Feeling good,’ Finn sighed. ‘I’m feeling, like, completely satisfied. Nothing else can go wrong. You know, Jake?’
    ‘Yeah, man,’ Jake agreed.

    Suddenly, the door flew open. A familiar figure appeared in Jake’s view. Marceline was crashing the party!
    ‘Hey, Finn,’ she said. ‘Pretty awesome party you got here.’
    ‘What do you want, Marceline?’ Finn asked.
    ‘Oh, I just want to show you something,’ Marceline said as she danced through the cave. She waved her arms and pointed to a large letter M carved into the cave wall.
    ‘This cave belongs to me,’ Marceline explained. ‘Thanks for fixing the place up for me.’
    ‘You…you can’t take our home twice!’ Finn protested.
    Marceline grabbed a stand-up bass and plucked the strings.
    ‘Yes, I CAAANNNN ,’ she sang.
    That was it. Finn had reached his limit. He clenched his fists and jumped up and down angrily.
    ‘ IT’S VAMPIRE-FIGHTING TIME! ’ he screamed.
    ‘Finn! No!’ Jake said as he held his friend back. ‘Vampires will kill you, remember?’
    ‘But she’s taking our home again!’ Finn replied.
    ‘We’re home as long as we’re together,’ Jake reminded Finn.
    ‘Oh, yeah,’ said Finn. ‘Okay, Marceline, I’m going to let you keep this cave, but only because Jake is my home, and he’s way better than all your homes combined.’
    ‘You know, you’re right,’ Marceline agreed. ‘I guess I’ll take him, too.’
    Marceline stopped strumming the bass and grabbed Jake. The cowardly canine was completely terrified. Marceline told Jake she was going to bite him a little and possibly turn him into a zombie.
    ‘Let go of Jake!’ Finn demanded.
    ‘Make me!’ Marceline challenged him.
    Finn smacked Jake out of Marceline’s hands. He picked up his battered friend.
    Then Marceline’s face turned