looking at me for support, but I shook my head. âIâve already tried. She saw a spy movie last week and got the idea.â
Motherâs grin went well with her magnified eyes. âThe character with the briefcase got killed! They had to cut his hand off to get it.â
Why Mother found this reassuring is anybodyâs guess.
âVery well,â Tommy sighed. âBut it would be a disaster if anything should happen to itâitâs the showpiece of the auction, you know.â
And the reason we were all-expense-paid guests.
âTommy,â I asked, âis there any way we can avoid the check-in line?â
âCertainly,â he said, grinning big again. âI have all convention guest keycards right here.â
From his convention bag, he produced several small hotel folders holding keycards, thenâfanning them out like a deck of playing cardsâhanded one to Mother.
He dug in the bag again. âAnd here are your badgesâwhich will get you into all the events.â
Those I took.
âIâll get you a schedule later,â he said. âYouâre on a mystery-writing panel.â
A striking-looking woman rushed up. Tallâat least six footâshe was slender but muscular, with raven black hair worn in a shoulder-length pageboy, her lipstick a startling cherry red against her pale complexion. Her tailored black suit coat and skirt seemed more appropriate to an upscale office than a casual comics convention.
âSorry to interrupt . . . ,â she said, addressing Tommy.
He gestured to us. âViolet, this is Vivian and Brandy Borne. They write the Antiques mysteries.â Then he added in a whisper to her, âThe Superman drawing,â and then to us, âViolet is my assistant.â
âHello,â the woman replied quickly, with barely a glance our way. Neither Superman nor the Antiques books impressed her much, at least not in the throes of the big job she was caught up in. âTommy, weâve got a problem with the Buff Awards.â
âNot too serious I hope,â he said, frowning.
âWeâre missing one.â
âAnd so it begins,â he sighed, and looked at Mother and me. âWill you excuse me while I put out this fire?â
Mother replied, âBut of course.â
And before I could say, âNice to meet you both,â they were gone.
Mother and I stood for a moment, then I took hold of the brass cart with our luggage, not waiting for a bellhop (I had a limited number of fivers), and pushed it to the elevators, Mother following, holding Sushi in her arms like an unlikely baby.
Our room was on the fourteenth floor, and I had to admit I was surprised by how small it wasâmy bedroom at home was larger.
âWe were promised a suite,â I said.
Mother was kicking off her shoes. âDear, donât be ungrateful. Free is free. Now, where did I put the key to these darn handcuffs?â
âIâm not being ungrateful,â I said ungratefully. âBut thereâs only one bed.â
Which didnât bother Soosh, already snuggled between two plump pillows.
âYes, that is a problem,â Mother admitted. âYou do snore so. You must have the handcuff key.â
â I snore? You could blow out these windows, on an off night. And I donât have the key.â
Mother stood with hands on hips and a single eyebrow arched, like Mr. Spock regarding Dr. McCoy. âDear, I know youâre tired, but letâs not be a Grumpy Gus. If I happen to snore a wee little bit, you can always sleep in the tub. We can request extra pillows for that purpose, if need be. Youâre sure you donât have the key?â
âYes,â I snapped. âLook in your purse.â
âBesides,â she went on, digging in her bag with her free hand, âthis is a lovely roomâperhaps a trifle cramped, Iâll grant youâbut this is New York, the City that Never
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