Free Definitely Not Mr. Darcy by Karen Doornebos Page B

higher than a lady.”
    Grace rattled her chatelaine. “We might practice archery together. You needn’t be titled for that.”
    Mrs. Crescent curtsied and it took Chloe a while, but she did bow her head. Nevertheless, as Grace turned to walk down the hallway and the cameraman followed, she pretended to shoot her in the back with a bow and arrow.
    â€œMight I have a word?” Mrs. Crescent brought a handkerchief to her sweaty brow. She whispered, “I’m glad to see you’re a fighter. I’ve never seen anyone handle her quite like that. We have a chance at winning, you know. A big chance!”
    â€œWhat do you mean ‘we’ have a chance at winning?” Fifi nuzzled his head under Chloe’s arm and Chloe edged away.
    â€œWe’re in this together! Of course you know your father hired me to find a suitable match, and if we get Mr. Wrightman to propose to you, I get five hundred pounds.”
    Chloe’s real father didn’t have an English pound to spare, so this must’ve been part of the script. It rang true, because Chloe knew chaperones were often hired by eager fathers during the Regency, and the chaperone would be paid a predetermined amount when she married off her young charge.
    This gave Mrs. Crescent a real stake in Chloe’s winning.
    Mrs. Crescent whispered, “I get five hundred pounds from your father and ten thousand from the show itself if we win, and I really need to win. That’s all I’ll say about the game for now.” She looked crushed. “You wouldn’t know how it is when you’re a mother—you don’t have children.”
    Chloe looked down at her ballet-flat shoes. Abigail used to take ballet, before she switched to hip-hop.
    Another camera came in; this time it was a camerawoman.
    Mrs. Crescent changed her tone and spoke up. “So, I have four children, and another on the way.” She patted her pregnant belly. “Our five-year-old son needs surgery, the physician said.”
    Fifi licked Chloe’s arm and Chloe rubbed it off. “For what?”
    â€œTo remove a lump in his neck. He’s always been sick and we have no more means to pay. The local physician has a long wait list, and we want to get it done as soon as possible, which means we have to go into town, which is going to cost us.”
    Did Mrs. Crescent’s son have a medical issue in real life? Or was this just part of the chaperone’s character sketch? Chloe knew that socialized medicine meant often getting wait-listed for a procedure and thought maybe the Crescents wanted to hurry everything up and pay for it to be done in a private clinic. She tried to catch Mrs. Crescent’s eye, but the worried mother looked away wistfully, toward the window.
    â€œI’m counting on that money.” Mrs. Crescent put her hand on Chloe’s knee. She looked Chloe in the eye. “My whole family’s counting on it.”
    Her story had to contain some element of truth. “What’s your son’s name?”
    â€œWilliam,” Mrs. Crescent said, without hesitation. She opened a locket hanging around her neck and pointed to a miniature portrait of a boy with blond hair and curls.
    â€œHe looks like a little Cupid.”
    Mrs. Crescent closed the locket, rubbing it with her fingers. “He is a love. It’s hard to be away from him for weeks on end. You can’t imagine.”
    Sweat dribbled down Chloe’s back. “It must be hard.”
    Mrs. Crescent stood and waddled toward the door. “Having children changes your priorities forever. Right. Tonight you’ll meet the rest of the women, but for now, Fifi and I can show you Bridesbridge Place.”
    Chloe wanted to know more about little William, but she soon got swept up in the tour of Bridesbridge. She gushed over everything, from the drawing room and its pianoforte to the kitchen garden thick with dill, lavender, and basil.
    â€œMight you