anyone?â
âOn purpose, you mean? Who can keep track?â
âHow do you know Iâm not one of those IRA honey traps Iâm always seeing ads for on late-night TV?â she asked with a charming little smile.
I had seen those ads too. An off-duty policeman or soldier meets a girl and goes off with her only to be kidnapped, interrogated, tortured, and shot by a terrorist group. The honey-trap girl in the ads was always a glamorous blonde, not a mousy little thing with brown hair.
âA honey-trap girl wouldnât actually bring up those honey-trap ads, would she?â
âIt could be a clever double bluff.â
âIâll have to keep my eye on you, then, wonât I?â
âAlways a good policy in this day and age.â
At the bottom of the Albert Road I turned left at the four-way junction. We drove out past the rain-slicked lights of the Marine Highway. Herring buses were chugging away from the little stone harbor, and behind us in the rear-view mirror the castle lurked grey and black in the gathering dark. And ahead of us? Who knew what lay ahead of us, waiting at the bottom of a cliff up the Antrim coast.
6: TIDE BURIAL
We parked the Beemer in Whitehead car park, where a glum young constable standing next to a damp police dog headed us in the right direction. We walked along the seafront path to Blackhead cliff.
âOver there . . . that used to be Stingâs house,â Sara said, pointing to one of the big houses on the seafront.
âSting from the Police?â I asked skeptically.
âYes.â
âI thought he was a Geordie.â
âHe was married to a local girl when he was still a teacher. Divorced her now. Seriously, they lived over there. Everybody knows that.â
âMy ignorance of local knowledge has been widely remarked on.â
âAnd Iâm a mine of useless information.â
We reached the crime scene, which lay rather dramatically on the rocky path a hundred feet below Blackhead Lighthouse.
Quite a few peelers, ambulance men, and lookie-loos there, already getting soaked by the drizzle and sea spray.
I raised the POLICE CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS tape to let myself and Sara into the inner cordon (not exactly professionalism at its finest there, but the lass was growing on me).
DC Lawson saw me and came over with his hands up to stop me approaching the crumpled mass that was presumably the corpse.
âThe forensic officers are at their task, sir, theyâve asked us to keep clear,â he warned.
Lawson was wearing a dark blue suit and a cream raincoat, which was fine, but he had gelled his hair into spiky blond tips like a member of a boy band or a football player newly in the money. He saw that I wasnât pleased and assumed it was some sort of impatience with the FOs going about their slow, methodical business in their latex gloves and white boiler suits. âIâm sure theyâll be done soon, sir, Iââ
I cut him off. âWhatâs that on your hair, Lawson?â
âMy hair? Gel, sir.â
âWhy?â
âWhy? Uhm, because it looks good, sir?â
âDo you think itâs an appropriate look for a trainee detective constable in the RUC?â
âItâs what people are doing, sir.â
âWell, I donât like it. Peelers arenât supposed to be trendy. Peelers are supposed to be old fashioned and conservative and behind the times. Itâs reassuring for the general public to see coppers with bad haircuts and cheap suits.â
Lawson nodded. âYes, sir,â he said meekly, avoiding the obvious âso thatâs why you dress the way you do, is it?â
âNow, whatâs the situation here?â I asked.
âDetective Sergeant McCrabban is up there on the top of the cliff at the lighthouse car park with DC Fletcher. Apparently thatâs where the boy jumped and, uh, landed in the rocks. He left a note, in his car,