attempting to keep a straight face. âNow, you and Quinn. Spill it before Charlie realizes how strange it was for you and Quinn to be alone together and she comes out here to investigate. Trust me, she wonât be as nice as Iâm being.â
âQuinn wants to film a movie in Sibleyville, and, for some reason, she thinks the funeral home would be perfect for it.â
âThe mortuary?â Graham asked perplexed.
Wyatt shrugged in response. âIâm as shocked as you. Quinn, in her usual Quinn way, asked my mother, and Mom, in her usual Mom way, wonât even entertain the idea. And, of course, Quinn wonât take no for an answer and has decided that itâs all my fault and is now relentlessly harassing me.â
âOf course,â Graham said with a grin. âAnd what exactly does any of this has to do with you being here making goo-goo eyes at her in my kitchen?â
âIâm a grown man. I donât make goo-goo eyes at anyone.â
âThen Iâll just say there was some serious silent movie action going on in that kitchen when I walked in. Quinn didnât even look at you when you left. Usually, she at least manages to sneer at you.â
âFor the last time, Graham, nothing is going on between Quinn and me. Sheâs an attractive woman. Downright, drop-dead gorgeous. I wonât deny that. But Iâm interested in someone else. In fact, I plan for her to be my wife. And I wonât let Quinn stand in the way of that.â
âMarriage?â Graham choked out. âWho? When I was here for Easter, you were complaining that you may as well join the priesthood for the action you get around here.â
âAnd then I went to a church picnic and had one of Dorrie Diamondâs famous chocolate almond balls.â Wyatt sent Graham a silent grin of male appreciation. âIt could make a grown man weep. I hear that her meat loaf is even better.â
âMeat loaf? Chocolate almond balls?â Graham shook his head in disbelief. âDo you want a personal chef or a wife?â
âSheâs a good woman, Graham.â
âDorrie Diamond, huh? Thatâs the new accountant on Main Street who never looks anyone in the eye.â
âShe looks me in the eye,â Wyatt said defensively, then added, âsort of.â
Graham wisely chose not to comment further and, instead, asked, âWhy do you think that Quinn wants to stand in the way of your relationship with Dorrie?â
âThat woman has no respect for anyone or anything. She practically demanded that I turn over my house to her for her movie. As if I owe her.â
Graham hesitated before muttering, âItâs not like you have a full house over there. When was the last time you had a funeral?â
âThatâs not the point,â Wyatt snapped, irritably. âIâm operating a funeral home. A respectable establishment. Weâve been serving Sibleyvilleâs dead sinceââ
âSince 1919,â Graham intoned dully. He rolled his eyes. âI know, Wyatt, I know. I was the one standing next to you when your dad would go on and on about the importance of the Granger Funeral Home. You would think he was solving world hunger.â
âHe was proud of the Granger legacy,â Wyatt said, defensively.
âAnd he should be,â Graham quickly agreed, then asked, âbut is allowing a movie to be filmed there really damaging that legacy? No one has died in town in over eight months. Itâs not like you have a line of funeral goers waiting to use the space.â
âYou donât understand, Graham. This is not a carnival ride. This is a funeral home. People come here to bury their loved ones. We have to make certain that the absolute solemnity of that occasion is never compromised.â
Graham rolled his eyes once more, and Wyatt resisted the urge to roll his eyes himself. He had heard that speech so many times from