levels. At the end of term, while Tessa was busy getting upset over some boy whoâd slow-danced with some other girl at the school hop, Deola was looking forward to traveling home. She knew she wasnât going to be overlooked for much longer. On the last day of term, they shared a bottle of scrumpy on the Glastonbury Tor.
She was specific when she started dating and she still is. Her men must taste and smell as if they were raised on the same diet and make the same tonal sounds. Similarity on all fronts is essential. She wonât even be with a Nigerian like Bandele, who might end up asking her, âPardon?â
âWhatâs wrong with a different history?â Tessa asks. âWhatâs wrong with two histories?â
âNothing, if they really are shared.â
âCome on. That is so⦠Iâm sorry. Iâm not precious that way. Iâm just not.â
Tessaâs father is Scottish. Her motherâs family emigrated from Italy. She has an uncle on her fatherâs side whom she calls a disgusting old fart because he complains about his new neighbors who are Pakistani, spies on them from behind his curtains and once called the police to say he suspected them of terrorist activities. Before Peter, she dated a Trinidadian artist, who looked Chinese, then a French merchant wanker, as she called him after they broke up. Tessa would not know what it means to be nationalistic about love. She thinks itâs racist to talk about race. She is unapologetically prejudiced against actors, though. Her first boyfriend was one. He was in his forties, and married. They met in bedsits for years. She swore she would never get married after she broke up with him.
âWhat if I said that to you?â she asks, blushing. âWhat if I said that about Nigerian men?â
âItâs not the same,â Deola says.
âWhy not?â
âBecause itâs not. You donât live in Nigeria, for a start. Imagine if you did.â
âWhy?â
âJust imagine you lived there in a community of expats for years. You know how youâre not sure about moving to Australia? That is my whole life here.â
âItâs not like you havenât had time to
adjust! You went to school here!â
âYou have no idea what it was like for me in school.â
The man at the next table glances at them. His nose is bulbous and the skin on his neck droops from his chin. Tessaâs moment of anger subsides.
âDoes being a redhead child actress come close?â she mumbles, as she eats the other half of her scone.
âItâs not the same,â Deola says.
Tessaâs hair is not the same shade of red as it was. It is darker now, less orange. She is going gray, so she dyes it. As a girl, she was in adverts for lemonade and toothpaste. Her teeth were perfect and her hair was coarse and curly. She envied child actresses like Patsy Kensit who had straight blond hair. Actually, she hated Patsy Kensit. She wanted to be the girl in The Great Gatsby and people kept telling her she would make a wonderful Orphan Annie, whom she also hated. A West Indian woman at an audition suggested she use TCB conditioner to tame her hair and Tessaâs mother had to go all the way to Shepherdâs Bush to find some.
Tessa has had her hair blow-dried straight for auditions and worn wigs for roles. When they were roommates, Deola was amused that girls wanted cornrows after they watch the film Ten . She could either see it as a fashion trend or an insidious undoing. A boy who called her his mate asked if he could rub her Afro for good luck. She has had to get her hair chemically relaxed for interviews. A partner in her accountancy firm commented that her braids were unprofessional. Not once did she think her hair was the issue at hand.
âI mean,â Tessa says, dusting her hands, âall my life I havenât been right for the roles Iâve wanted. If itâs not my