Free Diary of a Minecraft Zombie: Book 1 by Herobrine Books

Friday
    Today is the day…
    Today is the day I face my death at the hands of an Iron Golem.

    I went downstairs and gave my Mom and Dad a farewell hug.
    They didn’t know that today would be my last day on earth, but I didn’t have the heart to tell them.
    My little brother was riding his chicken around too fast so I didn’t get a chance to say goodbye to him either.
    After school, Jeff had his uncle take us to where they saw the Iron Golem before. 
    And sure enough, there it was, standing guard in front of the village.
    As we got there I thought there was a concert going on, because everybody from school was there too.
    Great, I’m gonna die, and there’s gonna be an audience.
    My family’s name will be cursed forever.

    There was Sally, looking at me through her big eye sockets, so proud of the Zombie that I had become…
    “Well, at least she can enjoy it for the next few short minutes of my life.” I thought.
    “OK, it’s time,” Jeff said.
    Gulp! 
    Well, here it goes…

    I started walking toward the Iron Golem…
    As I started walking, it looked at me and got into a Zombie squashing stance.
    “Oh man, this is going to hurt…” I thought
    My Dad told me that when he was in the Army, he got hit by an Iron Golem once.
    He said it took them weeks to find his left arm and left leg…

    All this for Sally Cadaver…
    “Man, girls are just trouble.” I thought
    I was just about within arm’s reach of the Iron Golem (His arms not mine), when I thought to myself, “This is dumb.  Who am I kidding.  I’m a loser.”
    I was about to turn around in utter shame, when all of a sudden Steve jumps out from behind the Iron Golem.
    The crowd went silent.
    Then Steve comes over to me and puts his arm around my shoulder, and walks me to the Iron Golem.
    The Iron Golem lifted up his hand like if he was about to crush the both of us with a single blow…
    Then when his hand came down…It was full of flowers!
    He gave them to me and Steve, and I took some.
    The crowd was so surprised, I think some of them dropped their jaws…literally.
    As  I walked back to the crowd of Mobs, I handed the flowers to Sally.
    Everybody started cheering…
    I turned around and gave Steve a thumbs up.
    And He gave me one back.

Saturday
    Yesterday was the best day ever.
    I survived being crushed by an Iron Golem.
    I proved to Jeff that I am better at something than he is.
    And Sally Cadaver is no longer “technically” my girlfriend …Now she “is” my girlfriend.
    …But I still wish someone would tell me how I’m supposed to kiss her with no lips…

    Everybody is talking about what happened yesterday, too…
    But the thing that people are really talking about, is how I have a human friend named Steve.
    Guess the secret’s out.
    Well, I hope more Zombies can find friends like Steve.
    Then instead of going out scaring villagers at night...
    We could all just get along.

Sunday
    Today, Steve invited me to come visit his village…
    I’m going to bring Skelee, Creepy and Slimey with me.
    I think it’s going to be a lot of fun.
    Creepy was a little scared, though…
    Had to calm him down.
    I don’t know why he’s so scared…
    I mean really…What could go wrong?

Coming Soon…
Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 2