betagold couldnât scare me today. Or so I thought.
LARRY, IT WOULD BE DIFFICULT, BUT SOMEONE WITH THE RIGHT EQUIPMENT COULD BLOW UP THAT PHOTO, REARRANGE THE PIXELS, AND TRY TO IDENTIFY THE PEOPLE IN IT. IâM NOT GOING TO DO THAT, DONâT NEED TO.
DID YOU GET A NEW MODEM LINE, LARRY? OR JUST A NEW CELL PHONE WITH A DIFFERENT NUMBER? WHATâS YOUR PLANâTO DO THAT
EVERY DAY UNTIL I FIND YOU? NEWS FLASHâIâM FLYING INTO BOSTON NEXT WEEK TO TRACK YOU DOWN. YOUR PAL, betagold.
THUD! That would be the sound of my feet hitting the ground.
On my way to the coffee shop, I wondered who betagold really was. In my increasing paranoia, I thought it might be the new waitress. I felt her eyes on me, but she may have just been waiting for me to leave so she could wipe down the table. Betagold had to live in another part of the country if he or she was flying here, and whoever it was obviously had enough money to devote this much time and effort to a game of cybercat and mouse.
For the next few days at the hardware store, I did 360-degree spins down the aisles, checking out every angle as I walked. Was it the man with the flip-up sunglasses buying stakes for his tomato plants? Was it the girl taking her time with the plungers? The breeze coming in the open doors didnât lessen my copious sweating.
Screw betagold. (Well, not really. I would still change my modem line even though it was only three days old.)
No more thinking about quitting.
In hindsight, I should have quit, of course. Closed down the Web site after Larryfest, its greatest success.
But I didnât. I committed myself even further.
I asked myself the eternal question. Fight or flight?
It wasnât a decision.
It was early Saturday afternoon, and I hadnât gotten dressed yet. Beth pointed to my pajama-and-life-jacket ensemble and asked what I was doing.
âI keep having these dreams that Iâm drowning,â I answered. âFigured Iâd go to sleep prepared.â
âDreaming that youâre drowning. I wonder what Freud would say.â
âProbably some deep-seated emotional problem. And we already know thatâs true.â I unbuckled my life vest, slipped it onto Bethâs slim frame, and buckled it.
She flipped her long hair back behind her shoulders. âThanks for saving me,â she said.
And right there in my kitchen, I decided to tell her. Tell her I was Larry, that I was trying to save her, save all of us, most of all me. That it would be so much easier to do if she and I were together. I wanted to tell her
all about my secret life with the ease of holding open a sleeping bag and letting her climb inside.
But I didnât.
I did something worse.
I kissed her.
âWhat are you doing?â She jumped away from me so fast I thought she would ricochet out the sliding door.
âI just thought ⦠you know ⦠after Larryfest â¦â
âThatâs what I came over to tell you.â She moved from the door to the chair to the table. âIâm going out with Todd again.â
âWhat?â
âI was so confused at the festival,â she said. âAnd when I got back, he begged me to come over and talk.â
âWhat about the meat oozing out of his pores?â
âThatâs what Iâm saying. He gave up meat, heâs joining the club, weâre going to see what happens.â Her voice trailed off. âThatâs why Iâm hereâto tell you Todd and I are going out.â She used her fingers to make quotes around the phrase âgoing outâ to downplay it, make it more ironic. I wanted to reach over and break those piano fingers right off.
She finally stopped babbling and appraised the situation. âI was hoping youâd be happy for me. I mean, just a little.â
I could taste the hurt in my mouthâa sweet, metallic taste. But even pain that real didnât translate into honesty. I railed into her
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