. 1
DuncanâDuncâCulpepper barreled down the alley, his knees coming up past his waist, his arms pumping like pistons. He was frantically chasing his best friend for life, Amos Binder.
It was a Friday, the night before Halloween.
âThis way,â Amos shouted over his shoulder. âHurry!â
Dunc pounded with Amos across a street, through someoneâs garden, and over a fence. He barely escaped being splattered by a dump truck and got shredded when he accidentally stomped on the tail of a veryangry tomcat and spindled on the Mackersonsâ steel picket fence. Finally, just as it seemed his lungs would burst, they collapsed on the front steps of the Kowalskisâ, panting.
Amos took a stopwatch out of his pocket and studied it under the cold light of a full moon. He shook his head. âToo slowâthat took thirty-seven seconds.â He wheezed, fighting for breath. âWeâll need to cut it down to thirty-five if we want to stay on schedule.â
Dunc was blue, fading to red. âAmos, tell me again. Why are we doing this?â
âIt will take rehearsal runs to hit all the good candy houses tomorrow night.â
âIâd settle for less candy and more breath. My throat feels like someone rubbed it down with oven cleaner.â
âNo pain, no gain.â Amos looked at the watch again. âIf I hadnât tripped over the Wintersesâ garden hose, I think we would have made it.â He rubbed his head. âWhat does it mean, that word Winters yelled at us?â
Dunc shrugged. âI donât knowâIâvenever heard it before. Something to do with a truck, I think. Or maybe rotten vegetables. The thing youâve got to remember is, tomorrow night will be even worse. The streets will be filled with little kids.â
âWe can hurdle themâtwo feet, at the most three. Itâs easy to clear them.â
âWeâll be carrying bags of candy. Thatâs a lot of extra weight.â
âIâve got that part all figured out.â Amos took a street map out of his pocket. âThis red line is our route. See these blue squares?â
âYeah.â
âTheyâre storage points. All we have to do is toss the candy in as we run by. That way we can travel light.â
âAnd you figure we can hit every good place in town?â
âSure. Iâve labeled each distance with the minimum amount of time it should take usâif we run fast.â
âHow fast?â
âReally fast.â
âAmos â¦â
âWe have to run sixty miles an hour.â
âSixty miles an hour? Are you crazy? We canât run that fast!â
Amos shook his head. âDonât be so negative. If we start at exactly eight thirty weâll finish at ten forty-seven. Of course, weâll have to minimize the time we spend at each doorâtwo seconds maxâbut if we shorten âtrick-or-treatâ to âtrick-r-treat,â we can save a tenth of a second per house. We need to reach Mrs. Krippnerâs house before the late news is over.â
Dunc stared at Amos for a moment, then shook his head and sighed. âAll right.⦠What happens now?â
âThe next stop is the Andersonsââthey always have those really good caramel apples. Then comes the Bigelowsâthey give out the full-size candy bars, not those little dinky ones. After that is Herb and Judy Fenson, they always have â¦Â oh, wait a minute. Weâd better not go there.â He took a pen out of his pocket and crossed them off.
âWhy not?â
âTheyâre kind of mad at me.â
âKind of?â
âI was out walking Scruff the other dayââ
âYou were walking Scruff? You two hate each other!â Scruff was the Binder family collie. He spent much of his time trying to take chunks out of Amos.
âI have to walk him because Amy wonât.â
âI thought she