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it obvious or something,
lol!
    Josh: Nah, you just look like you used to be a brunette
    Mandy: Oh. In a bad way?
    Josh: No
    Mandy: Ok, phew, lol. So whatchoo doing?
    Josh: Not much. Bad day
    Mandy: what happened?
    Josh is offline

    May
11 th ,
2010

    Josh: Hi Mandy
    Mandy: Hey
    Josh: Sorry about yesterday
    Mandy: S'ok.
    Josh: I've been going through some stuff. Makes me cranky,
lol.
    Mandy: no probs. Happens to me all the time. Everything
ok?
    Josh: I like your new profile pic
    Mandy: awesome, thanks so much! Do you like it better than the Celine
Dion one, lol!
    Josh: Yes. Looks like you didn't crop it enough though on the right
side.
    Mandy: I was kind of in a hurry. Does it look bad?
    Josh: No, but you can see your boyfriend's arm in it.
    Mandy: Yeah, I like how I look in that picture so I wanted to put it
up.
    Mandy: If I cropped it anymore tho, I'd have had to cut myself in
half, lol.
    Josh: So who's the guy?
    Mandy: An ex. A jerk.
    Josh: why'd u break up?
    Mandy: He cheated on me.
    Josh: Ouch
    Mandy: Yeah.
    Josh: He'll get what's coming to him tho. Everybody does
    Mandy: I guess. So what kind of music do you like?
    Josh: It's on my profile
    Mandy: K, will check it out
    Josh: K
    Mandy is offline

    May
13 th ,
2010

    Mandy: Hi
    Josh: Sup?
    Mandy: nothing. Just saw that you were on.
    Mandy: you still there?
    Josh: yes
    Mandy: you're not very chatty tonight, lol.
    Josh: bad day
    Mandy: me too
    Josh: seems to be going around
    Mandy: yeah. My friend might be pregnant
    Josh: that's too bad
    Mandy: yeah, she asked me for advice and I didn't know what to tell
her
    Josh: how old is she?
    Mandy: 17. Same as me
    Josh: she should probably get rid of it
    Mandy: she doesn't want to
    Josh: then it's on her
    Mandy: that's not nice. She's really freaked out
    Josh: she should be. Maybe in the future she'll keep her legs
closed
    Mandy is offline

    May
14 th ,
2010

    Josh: hi
    Mandy is offline

    May
15 th ,
2010

    Josh: hey
    Mandy is offline

    May
16 th ,
2010

    Josh: Did you get my email?
    Mandy: Yes. Thanks
    Josh: I meant what I said
    Mandy: I know, thank you
    Josh: I am sorry
    Mandy: I believe you
    Josh: Was having another shitty day. Shouldn't have said what I
said.
    Mandy: It's ok. I didn't like hearing it, but you're not really
wrong.
    Josh: what do you mean?
    Mandy: She sleeps around
    Josh: Ah. Not good
    Mandy: lol, yeah right. You're a guy. I'll bet you do it
too.
    Mandy: It's okay when guys do it though. If
we do it, we're sluts
    Josh: I don't do that. Do you?
    Mandy: sure you don't. liar :-)
    Josh: I've never had sex
    Mandy: yeah, right
    Josh: I'm serious
    Mandy: really?
    Josh: swear
    Mandy: wow
    Mandy: nothing wrong with that though!
    Mandy: r u religious?
    Josh: not really
    Mandy: i c
    Josh: so do you?
    Mandy: what?
    Josh: sleep around?
    Mandy: that's a bit personal, isn't it?
    Josh: well, I was honest about it
    Mandy: still not sure I believe that
    Josh: why not?
    Mandy: dunno. You're pretty good lookin
    Josh: I'm blushing here
    Mandy: lol.
    Josh: so...
    Josh: do you?
    Mandy: aaargh!
    Josh: what?
    Mandy: my little sister is being a pain in the ass. brb
    Josh: k
    Josh: hello?
    Josh: u there?
    Josh: talk to you soon
    Mandy is offline

    May
18 th ,
2010

    Josh: Hi Mandy
    Mandy: hey there
    Mandy: sorry I had to go the other night.
    Mandy: Ended up watching a movie with my sister and fell asleep on
the couch
    Josh: no sweat. What was the movie?
    Mandy: eh, just some Jennifer Garner flick. Fell asleep about 20 mins
in, lol
    Josh: I don't know who Jennifer Garner is
    Mandy: wow, you need to get out more, lol
    Josh: probably
    Mandy: so what you up to?
    Josh: looking at your pictures
    Mandy: oh yeah? I'm a hottie! lol, j/k
    Josh: You are
    Mandy: aw thx. ur sweet
    Josh: if I was closer, I'd totally take you out
    Mandy: yeah?
    Josh: yeah
    Mandy: my sister says you're cute
    Josh: cool
    Mandy: says you look a bit like Toby Maguire
    Josh: I don't know who that is either
    Mandy: Jeez, do you ever watch movies? He was in
Spider-Man
    Josh: I