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    Mandy: Google Toby Maguire. I'll wait, lol
    Josh: ok
    Mandy: well?
    Mandy: hello?
    Josh: I don't look anything like him
    Mandy: well, my sis thinks you do
    Josh: tell her I said thanks
    Mandy: she says you're welcome. She asks if you have a
girlfriend
    Josh: tell her to ask me herself
    Mandy: she is! This is her typing
    Josh: no, it isn't
    Mandy: now it is! HI! This is
Sarah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Josh: hi Sarah.
    Mandy: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    Josh: Are you retarded?
    Mandy: ur being a dick again
    Mandy: what's ur problem? That was my sister talking to
you
    Josh: Sure
    Mandy: ???
    Mandy: have a good night.
    Mandy is offline

    May
20 th ,
2010

    Josh: you there, Mandy?
    Mandy: what do u want?
    Josh: to apologize
    Mandy: you could save yourself a lot of apologies by not being an
asshole in the first place
    Josh: I didn't mean to be
    Mandy: then why did you?
    Josh: I get angry a lot
    Mandy: at me? Why?
    Josh: at everything. I don't like where I am or what I am and it
gets to me. Makes me crazy
    Mandy: what are you?
    Josh: angry and miserable
    Mandy: maybe you should talk to somebody
    Josh: I am. You.
    Mandy: maybe somebody who could help u with your issues
    Josh: you could help me with them
    Mandy: not sure I'm qualified
    Josh: do you have issues?
    Mandy: sure. Everybody does.
    Josh: what are yours?
    Mandy: I hate my nose, lol
    Josh: you have a lovely nose.
    Josh: for an anteater
    Josh: that was a joke
    Mandy: better be. You're on strike two, buddy
    Josh: lol
    Josh: seriously though, you're beautiful. I've always thought
so
    Mandy: always? You added me about three weeks ago, lol.
    Josh: I knew you before I added you.
    Mandy: explain pls
    Josh: I remember you from middle school back in Urbana
    Mandy: seriously?
    Josh: yeah, we were in the same grade for a year
    Mandy: wow
    Mandy: that's cool!
    Josh: you don't remember me, do you?
    Mandy: I think so
    Josh: no you don't. lol. That's okay though. not many people
do.
    Josh: my family only moved there in time for me to take the last
grade.
    Mandy: wow
    Josh: yeah
    Josh: I think I was in love with you
    Mandy: awww, that's so sweet. Why didn't you ever say
anything?
    Josh: I did
    Mandy: what did you say? I don't remember?
    Josh: better if we don't go there
    Mandy: uh-oh...was I mean?
    Josh: a little bit, lol. It's okay though.
    Josh: I was awkward as hell in those days. Had a stammer. Probably
spat all over you
    Mandy: lol. That's cute
    Mandy: I'm sorry if I did anything mean. I was a bit spoiled in those
days
    Josh: no worries
    Mandy: so I've gotta get ready
    Josh: where u going?
    Mandy: staying over at Sue's. not looking forward to it. She's still
a mess
    Josh: cool. I'll be here for a while, so if you can get online
later, I'll chat at ya then.
    Mandy: okee dokee. l8r!
    Mandy is offline

    May
20 th ,
2010

    Josh: hi
    Mandy: SUP
    Josh: how is the sleepover going?
    Mandy: UD
    Mandy: GUD
    Josh: what are you all up to?
    Mandy: IGNOREING U
    Josh: ?
    Josh: why?
    Mandy: BC UR A FAGET SHIT 4 BRANES
    Josh: uh...what?
    Mandy: MANDY TOLE ME WAT U SD ABT ME
    Josh: is this Sue?
    Mandy: WHO D FUCK U THNK U R? U DNT EVN NO ME!!
    Josh: Yes I do
    Mandy: HOW?
    Josh: I know you from school
    Mandy: U DNT GO 2 MY SKOOL DICKHEAD
    Josh: And you don't go enough, apparently.
    Mandy: MY FREIDNS WLL FUCK U UP U MESS W THIS!!!.
    Mandy: DNT U DARE TLK SHIT ABT ME!!!
    Mandy: U DONT ME OR WAT IM GIONG THRU.
    Josh: You're right. I got you confused.
    Josh: I only know you from your picture on Mandy's FB.
    Josh: You're the one who looks like a diseased crack whore,
right?
    Mandy: FUCK URSELF PEACE OF SHIT
    Josh: maybe if you'd done that, you wouldn't be in the trouble
you're in now.
    Mandy: CANDY ASS BITCH. ILL BRAKE UR FACE
    Josh: Where's Mandy? Can you get her for me? At least she speaks
English.
    Mandy is offline

    May
21 st ,
2010

    Mandy: nice job dude
    Josh: what?
    Mandy: Sue is pissed at u. big time.
    Josh: So what? I don't even know her. Or as she would say: U DNT EVN
NO