Free Senior Prank (9781620957295) by Tom Bunevich

bookcase, running it by timer. She blew it off, figuring enough damage was done, and continued class, offering some of her thoughts on the story in order to avoid many more such disruptions. Then the fart machine went off, again.
    Winston interrupted with a short speech. “I’m afraid you students need a refresher in how to behave,” he said. “More is expected from you. Now, settle down and let’s show what constitutes a good, productive, intelligent class discussion. Now excuse me, I have some other business to take care of.” With that he went into the hall. About 10 minutes had elapsed since Hian had reentered the room.
    â€œYoung man, I am appalled by your behavior,” said Winston to Hian. “You will be disciplined for this.”
    â€œExcuse me, sir, for what?” Hian said sheepishly. “I’m sorry; what did I do?”
    â€œYou know darn well what you did. Now get back to class.” Hian entered the room and went to his chair, bowing his head in disgrace, still not knowing what he had done. Class continued and things returned to normal. With about five minutes left in the period, Winston said to the governor and his group, “It’s time to go. The football office is next. We have a great team this year. Some of our kids might even go to Texas this year.” As a Texas A. & M. graduate this was hard for Winston to accept.
    As the group progressed toward their next destination, they heard a large high-pitched scream from the nearby men’s restroom. “AH, shit, I can’t believe this,” came the yell loud enough for all to hear.
    Running into the restroom, Winston noticed a toilet had done a major flooding and was still running onto the floor. The water ran out into the hall where the rest of the group was waiting. The school was turning into heartbreak hotel as far as Winston was concerned.
    Winston thought to himself this is right in line with the rest of his day. His saw his dreams of All American School probably were going down, or was it out, with the toilet. He came out of the room, radioed the office for a janitor ASAP, and told the group “let’s go.”
    Everyone was silent with the realization nothing need be said. This wasn’t the usual way these visits went. Unfortunately, there was still more to come, not all of it a positive representation for an All American school.

Senior Prank/ Chapter Seven
    As the group headed towards the football locker room, Winston was hoping nobody would look up at the flagpole. Flying under the flags of the United States and state of Texas was a pair of women’s panties, a bra and men’s underwear. In fact, Winston thought quickly and tried to get their attention away from the flagpole.
    â€œWow, it’s a beautiful day,” he said, pointing to the sky to his right. “Looks like the sun is telling us we aren’t ready for winter yet.”
    However, the two judges had noticed the lingerie show. “Look,” one said to the other, pointing towards the flags. “I wonder what country those are from?”
    Just before the locker room, the governor noticed the ROTC room was on his left.
    â€œI need to stop here and thank these students for thinking about a military career. They deserve some credit,” he said. With that he opened the door. His attention went to the back of the room where five young men were playing poker. A huge stack of chips sat in the middle of the table. One of them looked up, saw the governor, followed by Winston, and figured he better act quick.
    The student took his right arm and dragged it across the table to the other side, pushing the chips into the air, as though to hide the evidence. At the same time, he said, “Ditch the cards now!”
    â€œWhere’s Major Charles?” asked Winston to nobody in particular.
    â€œHe went to the supply shack,” one of the students said. “A bunch of the students went with him. He