Free Senior Prank (9781620957295) by Tom Bunevich Page B

those lessons in the locker room, assisted by a host of other players. He was rated one of the top recruits in the state.
    â€œIt’s my pleasure to meet you,” said the governor. “I understand you’re having a good season. You know we’d love to have you at the University of Texas. Keep up the good work and stay healthy.”
    â€œThank you, sir,” answered Williams. “I’ve been in contact with UT, but I ain’t sure where I’m going yet. I just want to help us win another state championship.”
    Then the governor asked about the presence of Teddy “Big Bear” Hamilton. “I want to meet him,” said the governor, “and remind him UT is thinking of him, too.”
    â€œHe told me he’d be a little late,” said the coach. “He had some business to take care of.” This is where Elvis came in.
    Elvis knew he could not get the potion to Big Bear in the locker room, so he arranged a meeting with a ‘sports agent’ to discuss some payments to play for certain colleges. Elvis told Big Bear the agent would meet him under the football bleachers at 11:45 a.m. The agent was actually a member of Elvis’ band posing for fun as the agent for the prank.
    Elvis met the pair under the bleachers about Noon. Elvis was wearing a Frankenstein mask so he couldn’t be identified. He walked up from behind and told Bear to get back to the football office but say nothing of the meeting or he could get declared ineligible for the rest of the year, or even in college. “You can’t say anything,” Frankenstein told him. “Coach, your parents, anybody. Got it?”
    â€œYes, sure do. This meeting never happened.” With that Frankenstein sprayed Bear in the face with the formula, telling him it would cool him off. Frankenstein then left, taking the route that would allow minimal exposure. He hid the mask in his pants after he was out of sight of the pair.
    Frankenstein’s monster, Big Bear, walked into the locker room, and the coach immediately called him over and together both started walking towards the governor.
    â€œGovernor, this is Big Bear Hamilton.” he offered. “One of our best of all time.”
    â€œMy pleasure. Can I call you Big Bear?” asked the governor. “Coach tells me you are the main man on defense.”
    â€œThanks, but we’re a team,” answered Big Bear. “Mr. Governor you look hot in that suit. You are a real hottie. You are pretty buff. I’d love to see you in the showers. You interested in taking a walk on the….
    â€œEr, excuse Big Bear,” Coach Welsh blurted in. “Quit joking around.”
    â€œNo, I’m not joking,” countered Bear, sliding his body so it could rub into the governor’s side. “Why do you think I like those big pile ups on the football field? It gives me a chance to show my other side,” winking at the governor and pinching the policitian’s butt.
    â€œSorry, governor,” the coach said. “He’s not really…”
    The governor stunned by the action and conversation pulled away from the group and said, “Excuse me, I want to look at some of your trophies and talk to some of the other players. Big Bear keep UT in mind.”
    The coach grabbed Big Bear and said, “BB I don’t know what’s wrong with you, but man you can’t act like that. You got to behave. Now go in the back and don’t let me see you anymore during this visit.”
    Winston didn’t see the interchanges between the governor and Big Bear and the coach and Big Bear as the principal was circulating among the players. However, Coach Welsh came over to Winston and let him know what had happened.
    â€œLet’s just hope the governor thinks he was goofing off,” he told the principal. “For now I told him to go in the back and stay out of here. I told two players not to let him out from